Comments on: Moving three servers: barranca, van, runts http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/ Information about DreamHost Services Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:03:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Kyle http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1733 Kyle Sat, 30 Sep 2006 00:08:43 +0000 http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1733 Um... all of my Wordpress databases are down...and I can't login to account control panel - says there's an error making a secure connection. So I can't start a support ticket. This is banana doo doo pie. Please fix! Thanks. Kyle Um… all of my Wordpress databases are down…and I can’t login to account control panel - says there’s an error making a secure connection. So I can’t start a support ticket. This is banana doo doo pie. Please fix! Thanks. Kyle

]]> By: Corksil http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1729 Corksil Fri, 29 Sep 2006 20:50:19 +0000 http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1729 Remember, arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. Remember, arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.

]]> By: Doug http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1713 Doug Fri, 29 Sep 2006 00:43:46 +0000 http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1713 Yes, I am quite personable, and I have plenty of female admirers, which obviously is a point of jealousy for you, David. You see, I am far smarter than you, and that's why you are lonely: You're so slow-witted, you forge the kind of comebacks made by a grade-school special-needs students. At least, I think the last time I heard a retort as lame as yours was by Little Johnny Retard, back when I was 10. You'd think that since you obviously aren't even close to my intellectual equivalent, you'd remain silent. Apparently, you're as dumb as I think you are. That probably explains why you're stalking me: You're jealous that you only drive women crazy enough to leap into the nearest volcano, bus lane or abyss. Yes, I am quite personable, and I have plenty of female admirers, which obviously is a point of jealousy for you, David.

You see, I am far smarter than you, and that’s why you are lonely: You’re so slow-witted, you forge the kind of comebacks made by a grade-school special-needs students. At least, I think the last time I heard a retort as lame as yours was by Little Johnny Retard, back when I was 10.

You’d think that since you obviously aren’t even close to my intellectual equivalent, you’d remain silent. Apparently, you’re as dumb as I think you are. That probably explains why you’re stalking me: You’re jealous that you only drive women crazy enough to leap into the nearest volcano, bus lane or abyss.

]]> By: David Harrison http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1702 David Harrison Thu, 28 Sep 2006 20:04:52 +0000 http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1702 My my, aren't you personable, I bet you have to beat the ladies off with a stick. My my, aren’t you personable, I bet you have to beat the ladies off with a stick.

]]> By: Doug http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1695 Doug Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:52:52 +0000 http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1695 By the way, for the guy complaining about howellhouse.org, your problems is simply solved: 1. Disable the Google Analytics plugin, which is the real reason your site is slow to load. 2. As Dreamhost strongly recommends, enable wp-cache. By the way, for the guy complaining about howellhouse.org, your problems is simply solved:

1. Disable the Google Analytics plugin, which is the real reason your site is slow to load.
2. As Dreamhost strongly recommends, enable wp-cache.

]]> By: Doug http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1693 Doug Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:18:07 +0000 http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1693 Very good, David! Now, what color is blue? Very good, David! Now, what color is blue?

]]> By: David Harrison http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1688 David Harrison Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:19:46 +0000 http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1688 Ironically, you used the comments to say that. Ironically, you used the comments to say that.

]]> By: Doug http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1687 Doug Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:51:49 +0000 http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1687 I liked it better when blog comments were off. I liked it better when blog comments were off.

]]> By: Kyle Eppard http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1686 Kyle Eppard Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:40:56 +0000 http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1686 Woohoo for the current trend of infrequent problems! Woohoo for the current trend of infrequent problems!

]]> By: still down! http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1685 still down! Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:47:42 +0000 http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2006/09/27/moving-three-servers-barranca-van-runts/#comment-1685 please fix it! please fix it!

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