Well boys and girls, I’ve got some bad new. Ike is slowly dying, it seems to be under a DDoS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ddos) attack, bad enough that no one can get a shell. An Admin is on his way out to the scene of the crime, and should be there in the next 20 minutes [...]
Alameda crashed a little while ago. Attempts to revive it are not going well, and it seems the power strip is not responding to remote commands. A technician is on their way in right now to reboot the server. ETA is 30 minutes just to be safe, it will hopefully be faster than that.
I’m sorry [...]
The following machines are having their RAM upgraded:
curly, salt, soda, ouzo, cordial, gimli, cornelius, crenshaw
They will be upgraded in three batches. First curly, salt and soda. Second ouzo, cordial, and gimli. Finally, cornelius, crenshaw, and zorg.
The first batch (curly, salt and soda) is going down for the upgrade now. [...]
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