Pre-randy cluster move setup

On Tuesday, February 5th at 10:30PM pacific time, we need to swap two volumes on two filers. These filers have both Randy and Spunky mail cluster data on them, and they need to be isolated.

This whole process should take no longer than one hour. During which time your email will queue on remote servers and be delivered when we are finished, but you will have no access to your files or websites.

–UPDATE– Mon Feb 4 11:23:25 PST 2008

Our apologies for the vague posting. To clarify, this will affect only 1% of the customers in either the Randy or Spunky clusters. Unfortunately we can’t list exactly which customers will be affected but it is extremely limited in scope.

–UPDATE– Wed Feb 6 03:15 AM PST 2008

That did not go as smoothly as we would have liked. Most servers are back online now, and service should be resumed for most people as of one hour ago. It appears that most of the peons did not give up their old mount points as easily as we usually see them. We also have never attempted this style of a move during live service. On Friday night it should not be affected nearly as much, since everything will get clean reboots immediately after we move the stuff around.

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176 Responses to “Pre-randy cluster move setup”

  1. ARQ Says:

    Another downtime, well… at least it’s known before it happens

  2. Hoobah Says:

    Can ping but can’t ssh to scagnetti, websites not loading.

  3. Tom Says:

    Hoobha, you are retarted. Can’t you read? This has nothing to do with today.

  4. Frank Says:

    Well my site is up, but mail and ftp are down.

  5. Trey Says:

    I love how they say it’ll be about an hour.. and 4.5 hours later, it still hasn’t been fixed.

  6. Jim Says:

    You gave decent notice of the actual move and I informed people, couldn’t you have given the same notice here :(

  7. annoyed reader Says:

    Trey your an idiot. This has nothing about today going on, this is for next week you moron

  8. longtime dreamhoster considering leaving Says:

    My MySQL databases (and as a result, my websites) are down for the past 3 hours. My emails to support is being auto-replied as:

    “because of the following emergency situation and the overwhelming amount of support it is causing right now, our system is unable to handle email support, and so your message is being returned to you.”

    This is incredible !

    Is DreamHost being shut down as a result of some financial scam ?!!

    I am seriously preparing for a major move to another hosting company in the next 24 hours.

    Please prove me wrong !

  9. why Says:

    @Longtime -

    If you were a longtime dreamhoster, you’d know that you post support requests through the panel.

    Feel free to go somewhere else. We’ll even hold the door open for you on the way out.

  10. why Says:

    The fact that they’re still in business after a 7.5 million dollar cock-up shows that they’re not in the kind of danger you are hoping to imply. Let us know when you finish your time at the Fox School of Journalism.

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  12. Frustrated Says:

    unrelated to the subject, but I am so frustrated I need to vent.
    DREAMHOST YOU SUCK.
    the shit I have had to go through the last couple of weeks to get you to do the most simple of tasks is absolutely unbe-fucking-lievable.
    I can’t wait until this nightmare is over.

  13. Eliade Says:

    my website is been up & down like a yo yo
    for over 2 weeks

    but it’s more like always down than up

  14. No Says:

    unrelated to the subject, but I am so frustrated I need to vent.

    If that doesn’t accomplish anything, you could always try crying on your mommy’s shoulder.

  15. why Says:

    Don’t you mean “When?”

  16. No Says:

    Yeah, but I wanted to give him false hope. :P

  17. Exp. Webmaster Says:

    @those who say their websites have been down…

    Instead of posting and complaining about what Dreamhost ‘did’ wrong.. try making sure you didn’t screw up your own site. All it takes it 1 line of code to stop a website from coming up.. and it’ll work, then not, then work, then not. when the whole thing was your fault. so stop pointing fingers and make sure your database isn’t screwed up and all your codes are in line..

    Idiots who point fingers should die.. :D

    I appreciate Dreamhost letting all of us know when a server will be down. But you also must understand that things happen. I run a community online, and due to my own inexperience in the SQL part of things a while back, I had members contacting me as to why my site was down. I then realized it was my own fault and fixed the problem, I have since learned how to manage (on the most part) everything and keep calm when something doesn’t work.

  18. Viking Says:

    @Exp. Webmaster

    Ditto, man! All it takes is one lousy line of code to screw up the website completely…. it’s been countless times my websites have all been down for hours… FOR MY FAULT and not DH’s

    However there’s a lot of people who think they are perfect and if it something goes wrong it has to be DH’s fault instead of their own… talk about narrow minds hehe

  19. Frustrated Says:

    BWAHAHAHA DH staff at it again.

  20. Frustrated Says:

    btw, what does the ‘Exp.’ in ‘Exp Webmaster’ stand for - I know it can’t be expert or experienced - maybe ‘Expletive’, as in ‘Fucking Useless Webmaster’ , yeah that’s what it is for sure.

  21. MyName Says:

    hi, when are you going to provide one-click install of the critical WordPress 2.3.3 security fix?

  22. No Says:

    [quote]BWAHAHAHA DH staff at it again.[/quote]

    Anyone that doesn’t cry like a little girl non-stop is a Dreamhost employee? That’s good to know. The company would have folded if they hired the whining retards that post here.

  23. No Says:

    MyName, if you go to the wordpress.org site, they have step-by-step instructions for the manual upgrade, which many prefer over the one-click. The detailed instructions walk you through it, tell you what not to delete, etc… Easy.

  24. DH User Says:

    PANEL IS DOWN!

  25. No Says:

    No, it isn’t, but that was a nice guess. You had a 50/50 chance of getting it right.

  26. RighteousIndignation Says:

    @Frustrated - Dude, you need to vent your frustrations more productively than that to gain any benefit at all from your venting. Like taking a visit to http://fuckdreamhost.com ! ;-)

  27. why Says:

    I think he’s taking donations at that site. As I understand it, after Scientology is taken down Anonymous is going after Dreamhost.

  28. Is it time yet? Says:

    Oh noes! DH brok’d ur intrawebs!

    @Frustrated - An Hero is the only recourse. Shoot straight soldier!

  29. andres Says:

    PLEASE DREAMHOST GIVE US A GOOD SERVICE

    please, we pay and you give a decent service IS THE CORRECT but WE PAY AND YOU GIVE US A BAD SERVICE

    LIPTON
    LIPTON

  30. Adnan Says:

    Well my sites are DOWN.

    Down, down we go rolling off the hill.

  31. Sunny Says:

    It’s the same for me too. :(

  32. Adnan Says:

    Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww,

    My PS memory just shot up to 690 Megs?

    Could this have something to do with my site being down, cause I only pay for 386.

    Why would it shoot up like that?

    I don’t run any backend crons or anything, just scripts which I wrote on my own and I do it manually.

  33. Spencer Says:

    PHP just stopped working for me. Logs show “Resource temporarily unavailable: couldn’t spawn child process”.

    Wait… now my site just stop responding entirely.

  34. Adnan Says:

    How comes my sites are the first to go when something happens?

    Anybody else seeing a downage on their site?

  35. F4J Says:

    Yeah mine is down again. Cant even ping it currently.

  36. Adnan Says:

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ok F4J

    For me this gets frustrating cause I have busy sites and a forum.

    I’ve been with Dreamhost since like 2005 and they used to be just terrific.

    I don’t know what happened but lately I’m seeing quite a bit of downtime & slow time, even on that Private Server thing.

    I just hope they fix this thing once & for all, cause their a great company and I’d hate to move my sites somewhere else.

  37. idiots Says:

    Facepalming 30 and up.

    1) Press HOME or scroll up. (You might need someone to help you with that).
    2) Read the bulletin you’ve replying to. (Get your helper to read it to you).
    3) Contemplate your idiocy. (Yeah. They’re laughing AT you).

  38. Dave Says:

    Yep, I have about 10 domains hosted on DH. Half of them are up at the moment, and half of them are down.

    Not complaining, just offering data points - if latenight downtime was absolutely unacceptable, I’d be paying 40x as much for a dedicated server @ Rackspace.

  39. Matthew Says:

    One one of my sites are effected by this.. it happens to be my personal blog, which is a sobdomain.. which is a little odd.. because the http://www. works just fine. :-/

    Only hiccup I get from this is that my OpenID is routed through my personal blog, so I can’t login to anything while this is going on… but I’ll deal. Hope Spunky comes out of this ok.

    Keep up the good work, DH.

    Matt

  40. d.m. Says:

    I’ve got about 8 different sites on the alvarado server and half an hour ago, they all went down — first as “403 Forbidden,” weirdly, but now as “Can’t connect to server.”

    Would have been nice for DH to list the servers affected in the cluster — I didn’t realize that my problem was likely related to the Spunky cluster until I searched around on this site to learn what servers are in Spunky.

  41. No Says:

    I’m glad I wasn’t dropped on my head as a baby, or I might be one of those people that can’t tell the difference between submitting a support ticket and crying in blog comments.

  42. Adnan Says:

    Yea, well the worse thing is, I’ve heard if your site gets a lot of downtime, you’ll start losing search engine traffic.

    I mean Google or Live or Yahoo, I guess don’t want to pull up sites on their search which aren’t going to load when their searchers click on them.

  43. Frustrated Says:

    fuck off No you homo

  44. lmao! Says:

    @ Frustrated: DUDE! YOU ARE AWESOME!

    Please, allow me to lead your campaign.

    Vote #1 Frustrated for “Imperial Leader of The Hopeless”

  45. alex Says:

    how long will it be down? im on Olive and i have like 9 sites down. this sucks.

  46. manu Says:

    i have 10 sites down….

  47. Adnan Says:

    I just hope they do the entire Randy move now, cause I’ve already been down for over 3 hours anyways.

  48. robothunter Says:

    Anyone else have domains hosted on highland that are down?

    All mine seem to be down — web, email, etc., and I can’t seem to find highland in the list of servers scheduled to be down.

    Just want to make sure it’s not just my account before submitting a ticket - thanks!

  49. d.m. Says:

    My sites on alvarado appear to have returned.

  50. manu Says:

    i am in highland too, and nothing works

  51. robothunter Says:

    Thanks manu :)

  52. Adnan Says:

    This is what I get on my sites

    While trying to retrieve the URL: http://www.hostinggossip.com/

    The following error was encountered:

    * Connection to 208.113.249.228 Failed

    The system returned:

    (111) Connection refused

    The remote host or network may be down. Please try the request again.

    Your cache administrator is webmaster.

  53. Leif Jason Says:

    I can confirm sites on highland appear to be down.

  54. corby Says:

    Web on ugh server. All but one (exchangechurch.com) are working. No http://FTP. Mail (randy) is fine, MySQL (baby) is fine. Weirdness. Can’t find the server error.

  55. Adnan Says:

    I seriously hope that they’re doing the move today cause it’s been over 5 hours since my sites are down and 4 hours & 55 mins since I filled in the support ticket.

    I don’t want to go thru another outage in a couple of days.

  56. Adnan Says:

    Am I the only one here who’s site is still down?

    Anybody with a Dreamhost PS down besides me?

  57. Michael Says:

    6:30AM EST - No email on either IMAP or POP3. Websites are up, though. Hope this doesn’t last long.

  58. No Says:

    Aww I made frustrated cry. Poor thing. Or doesn’t it count because he was already crying like a little girl? Do I at least get a few points for making him cry harder than he was already crying?

  59. Malcolm Johnson Says:

    Everything is down on my domains: sites, mail, ftp - the lot.

    Ho hum…

  60. robothunter Says:

    My sites on highland seem to be back… still having trouble getting email though.

  61. No Says:

    If people searched the wiki for “bad_httpd_conf” instead of posting here, they might actually accomplish something.

  62. Mari Bucolo Says:

    No alert about the down time, we operate mainly in Italy where having site down during work time is a very bad things

  63. Malcolm Johnson Says:

    Just got all my stuff back by following the Wiki instructions for rebuilding httpd conf.

    Here’s a potted summary:

    1 Open your panel.
    2. Go to Domains -> Manage Domains.
    3. Select the problem domain.
    4. Click on ‘Edit’.
    5. Don’t do anything - just click on the ‘Change fully hosted settings now’ button.
    6. Wait a few minutes and try accessing your domain again.
    7. Repeat for all problem domains, including redirects (if any).

  64. darmowe gry Says:

    great

  65. why Says:

    Re: post 43.

    We now know why he’s “Frustrated”

    … it’s funny how it’s always the macho ones. Must be trying to overcompensate.

  66. Michael Says:

    Malcolm -
    Just did what you said. did that bring email back up to?

  67. Michael Says:

    It’s now 8:35 AM EST - more than 2 hours since DH’s last update. still no email. How long, O Lord, how long?

  68. Malcolm Johnson Says:

    Hi Michael,

    No, it doesn’t bring back email. Trying to get into webmail I get the error message “Connection dropped by IMAP server.”

    I did try the same ‘edit’ method with my email accounts, but no help.

    I’ve submitted a follow-up support ticket to get the IMAP sorted out.

  69. Daniel Says:

    Hmm resolved you say… My email still doesn’t work.

  70. Michael Says:

    Ditto. This is VERY frustating. One of my domains serves a whole office full of people who can’t get or send email. How about an update, DH?

  71. F4J Says:

    My services are restored.

  72. Kevin Says:

    Thank you
    Malcolm Johnson [63] That worked for me.

  73. Michael Says:

    4+ hours since their last update, still no email. No response to support ticket. Is anybody home?

  74. lloyd Says:

    Hi, still problems with email, need an ETA got some very pissed clients

  75. Matt Says:

    No email all morning, no response to support ticket either.

  76. Merry Says:

    Why does this post say “severity: low” and “resolved: yes” when it’s almost 11am on 2/6, and I still can’t my email after your 2/5 10:30pm process that was going to take “no longer than one hour”? Looks like I’m not alone, either. Also no response to support ticket.

  77. eric Says:

    cmon how long do we have to wait until we have email back……. june can’t come soon enough to get a host that knows what they are doing

  78. kerul Says:

    hey is there any update?
    our email server seems to be down still.
    folks here are freaking out a little. is there anything i can do?
    kerul.dyer@gmail.com -another email i can be found at…

  79. Adnan Says:

    Counting almost 12 hours and I’m down.

    For me, the emails are working, the sites aren’t coming up.

  80. Michael Says:

    7 hours since their last update. Still no email. No response to support ticket. Maybe they should change their name to Nightmarehost.

  81. kerul Says:

    okay…im ready for email…so are the attorneys!

  82. kerul Says:

    michael,
    funny i just wrote an email to a stranger named michael that i set up wildcalifornia.org. thats not you is it?

  83. waibi Says:

    My clients want eat me without sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Hurry up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. Carlos Says:

    So, we’re having issues with e-mail. KK. We submit a ticket. BUT, we can’t access e-mail. WTF? What do I tell my clients when I don’t know exactly what’s going on? How can we ask when we won’t be able to check our e-mail for the response?

  85. Adnan Says:

    Am I the only person who’s websites are down?

    I mean email is working fine for me, at least it was last time I checked, 5-6 hours ago.

    But my websites are down now for over 13 hours.

  86. Carlos Says:

    Clients are closing in on me. Please, some sort of update! It would not be so bad if you would just update.

  87. JD Says:

    Also no e-mail on any domains. No response to trouble ticket. Wassup???!!

  88. kerul Says:

    agreed! please some kind of update would be great.

  89. Adnan Says:

    Ok, my sites are coming back up, but I’m still getting a database error on all of them.

    Something like ‘Access denied’ type of errors.

  90. Matt Says:

    Imagine that, Dreamhost claiming on their support page everything is fine while countless customers have been without email all day long.

    Bravo Dreamhost — only thing worse than downtime is not even acknowledging the downtime.

  91. jorge Says:

    I was unable to use my mails all the day. i need it to work. When?

  92. whatever Says:

    I can’t belive all the freaks that keep acting like DH is a great company with great hosting.

    this place stinks

  93. eric Says:

    I have begun submitting trouble tickets until they resolve the problem or post what the h@#$ is going on….

  94. Carlos Says:

    i’m gonna submit another one. one every 15 minutes. we should do that…

  95. we don't need no stinkin' email Says:

    @ Carlos: I’ve been doing every hour, I think I’ll switch to every 15 minutes too, maybe they’ll notice.

  96. anthony Says:

    what is going on? 9+ hours and counting and still no update? Anyone think maybe they’re secretly moving their mail servers without telling us, and then plan to surprise us when it’s all done?

    sigh. i don’t know.

  97. No Says:

    okay…im ready for email…so are the attorneys!

    There are those that can afford attorneys and actually know when to use them… and then there are idiots like you, that don’t seem to know what they’re there for.

    Is there some sort of genetic defect that causes poor people that can’t afford attorneys to run around acting like they’re constantly consulting with one?

    What do I tell my clients when I don’t know exactly what’s going on? How can we ask when we won’t be able to check our e-mail for the response?

    Tell them the truth, which is that you aren’t smart enough to know you can just view tickets and responses through the panel, without email.

    Clients are closing in on me.

    It took them this long to realize you’re an idiot?

    i’m gonna submit another one. one every 15 minutes. we should do that…

    Notice how every time you post, everything you say is stupid? So, your brilliant idea is to flood the support queue and slow things down for everyone? Let me guess… you believe your mom when she says she wasn’t constantly getting high while pregnant with you?

    I can’t belive all the freaks that keep acting like DH is a great company with great hosting.

    Oh, you must be referring to the thousands and thousands of people that pay to be here? Or did you think the small handful of whining crybabies in the comments section were actually the majority?

    I guess you though everyone was trapped here, since there are only hundreds of thousands of hosts out there to choose from.

    this place stinks

    And yet you pay to be here. Guess that makes you a moron?

  98. No Says:

    @ Carlos: I’ve been doing every hour, I think I’ll switch to every 15 minutes too, maybe they’ll notice.

    Let me see if I got this right: You’re publicly admitting to being as stupid as Carlos?

    Sending more than one ticket on any subject just slows things down. Then the same clueless pieces of trash that cause the problem come here to cry about the delays.

    You and Carlos should slice your wrists and drink some bleach as you wait to bleed out, since there’s no chance of either of you even hitting the intelligence level of a rock.

  99. Matt Says:

    @No:

    Do you think there is ever a legitimate reason not to take 5 minutes and update your clients that have been without email for 9+ hours?

    I’m not foolish enough to think that everything will go right all the time (especially for the price) — but to go 9 hours without taking 5 minutes just to write a quick update is assinine.

  100. Carlos Says:

    @No: It’s called sarcasm. By the way, your mom says you need to behave yourself :)

  101. Matt Says:

    If you’re going to save money by not having any “live” person there to speak to — thats fine. But the tradeoff is you have to be somewhat responsive by blog/supportticket/whatever when problems do arise.

    Keeping everyone in the dark for 9 hours while insulting them with a “Severity: Low, Resolved: Yes” message is like the kid who delays coming home because he got a bad report card. Just own up to what’s going on, let everyone know, and work on fixing it.

  102. Carlos Says:

    Although, I’m glad that No feels high and mighty on his soap box. I bet he masturbates when he replies in this forum. LOL.

  103. No Says:

    @No: It’s called sarcasm. By the way, your mom says you need to behave yourself :)

    When everything you say is stupidity, that’s not sarcasm, it’s stupidity.

    Do you think there is ever a legitimate reason not to take 5 minutes and update your clients that have been without email for 9+ hours?

    You need them to tell you that your email is still broken? Wow, you’re smart.

    Or did you think they weren’t working on it because you haven’t been updated?

    You just like to cry and if it wasn’t over this, it would be something else. Boo Hoo.

    Just own up to what’s going on, let everyone know, and work on fixing it.

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  104. Carlos Says:

    No. You’re a crack up. I guess small dicks DO make people insecure!!!

  105. No Says:

    Although, I’m glad that No feels high and mighty on his soap box. I bet he masturbates when he replies in this forum. LOL.

    Coming from the person that clearly has it on his mind. Puberty?

    Although it’s clear that you are a complete idiot, I’m sure the other kiddies in your class would have thought that was hilarious.

  106. Carlos Says:

    Man, looks like you’re really getting off on replying to me. Should I be paying 3.99 a minute for this? Reply to me if you like cock…

  107. No Says:

    No. You’re a crack up. I guess small dicks DO make people insecure!!!

    Again, the kiddies in your class would think that was hilarious. That was the very first time that a dumbass that has nothing to say tried to fill the void with a lame dick joke. Brilliant AND original.

  108. No Says:

    And that shows Dreamhost’s biggest problem.

    Too many of their customers are just stupid little kiddies that wouldn’t even have a hosting account if there mothers weren’t stupid enough to let them use their credit cards.

  109. Carlos Says:

    Now I AM convinced that I’m getting to you. LOL. How sad. Keep replying> This is highly entertaining. *goes back to fucking his mom in the ass* LMAO!!!

  110. No Says:

    Getting to me? I guess you just forgot that you’re the loser that was here crying about how your life is falling apart. I merely showed up to laugh at how you are failing at life.

    Do you really think anyone that’s so amused with mommy and dick jokes should be LMAO’ing at anyone else?

    It’s like I already said, before you started making yourself giggle: Every single thing you say, without exception, is stupid. Your next post will be, too. Big surprise.

  111. Matt Says:

    It’s quite obvious No has never run a business (at least a successful one).

    You don’t keep customers in the dark. Doesn’t matter if you’re telling them what they already know — its called reassurance and giving updates.

    Takes 3 seconds for someone at Dreamhost to update the blog with “Still having issues, we’re working on it though.”

    May seem trivial to you, but I guarantee you it makes a *world* of difference. Want to know how I know that?

    Because I’ll likely be cancelling after this — not because of the downtime, as I know that will happen — but because of the pure incompetency and laziness of someone the Dreamhost staff to take 3 seconds out of their day just to throw out a little reassurance to customers.

    Bad service? Tolerable if the price is right. Lazy employees with no concern for the customer? See ya later.

  112. Carlos Says:

    Thank you for your brilliant assessment of me. Man, you are so full of yourself. This is just entertainment to me. You posting and being high almighty about people whining about DH. Seriously, are you jacking-off when you reply??? LOL

  113. Frustrated as hell Says:

    Well it has been 10 hours and no email and no updates as to what the #$%^& is happening. It’s bad enough that it went down but no updates or response is worse.

  114. Carlos Says:

    @ Frustrated as hell: careful, No is gonna put you in your place if you keep whining…. lol

  115. anthony Says:

    Ok seriously guys, let’s Try to keep this thread on the civil and productive side. Any thoughts on a decent competitor to dreamhost with similar features? I’ve seen a few of the other hosts, and remember thinking that their web panels sucked, plus they didn’t have the announcement list features that i wanted- biggest problem is being able to move my current subscribers over to a new host without having them all Resubscribe again! what to do?!

  116. Carlos Says:

    @ anthony. i’ve actually been thinking about lately. moving clients over to a different host is risky. you may lose some in the process. there are so many out there. unfortunately, DH offers most of what I need and like. lately’ i’ve noticed their support (meaning notifying customers and not downplaying status alerts) has been going down. or you can just jump on your soap box and look down at all the stupid kiddies and inform then of what they really are (sorry, had to throw that in there). i’ve been looking into godaddy (who i use for SSL certs). not to keen on their CP…

  117. No Says:

    Any thoughts on a decent competitor to dreamhost with similar features?

    You want to talk about being civil, then turn around and ask people to recommend competitors on Dreamhost’s own site? What a class act.

    Thank you for your brilliant assessment of me.

    It was nothing that wasn’t already noticed by everyone else.

    This is just entertainment to me.

    No it isn’t. You came here crying like a little girl and now you’re backtracking after getting called out for it. Here’s the part where you recycle a dick joke because you have nothing to say.

  118. Carlos Says:

    No! You’re back! Was wondering where your self-righteous ass went to!!! :)

  119. Carlos Says:

    @No:
    This is just entertainment to me.

    No it isn’t. You came here crying like a little girl and now you’re backtracking after getting called out for it. Here’s the part where you recycle a dick joke because you have nothing to say.

    Really? You called me on that? Well, I hope that by calling me out you made yourself feel worthwhile. LO> still entertaining AND my blood pressure is still low. wonder how high your’s get when u reply? this is where you retort and say that’s no sweat of your back *insert dick joke here*

  120. Michael Says:

    Does anyone have any USEFUL information? Like, has DH responded to ANYONE’s support ticket?

  121. Carlos Says:

    @ Michael: by useful do you mean by No quoting you and calling you ‘out’? LMFAO

  122. eric Says:

    no replies if i cancel this account will I be refunded what is left? i have until june but this is getting old i would like to make a switch sooner than later

  123. No Says:

    Still backtracking? Try to find a doctor that agrees that whining and crying on a blog is a sign of being calm, cool & entertained. You’re just a frustrated little kiddie that got laughed at for crying like a girl, and now you’re trying to pretend you’re all grown up now, hoping someone will take you seriously.

    Remember, anyone that reads this far, already read all of your stupidity that got you to this point. It will take more than pee pee jokes to convince anyone you’re not a whiny little idiot.

    By the way geniuses, I’m on this cluster and my mail works fine, so it is resolved like it says. If you have other problems, it has nothing to do with this post. Maybe you can blame being stupid on Dreamhost as well.

  124. Any new info? Says:

    I have submitted 15 tickets already and no response. Has anyone heard anything?

  125. eric Says:

    i have submitted 5 but not one reply… here goes another submit

  126. Any new info? Says:

    HE”S BACK! HIGH ALMIGHTY IS BACK!! Welcome back No. Missed ya!!! Alas, I must go. I need to go find a doctor that agrees with me. No, give my regards to god, who obviously made you perfect that you kept trolling this forum to put me and everyone else in there place. Without you, this were would really suck! oh, btw, you said pee pee. LOL :)

  127. Jonathon Says:

    My websites are back, but the email issue still persists. Has anyone heard from Dream Host about an ETA to get this resolved?

  128. Yes Says:

    No and Carlos: you two are the class act. Idiots.

  129. kerul Says:

    no responses, no updates

  130. No Says:

    rubble rubble rubble…

  131. F.Redtarp Says:

    I’ve been checking this forum all day for updates. About a hour ago it was at 86… now its 130. I was stoked that maybe we had some answers, but all i got was ridiculous arguing from No and Carlos. Obviously you two are fucked without email, don’t you have some real work to do?

  132. Laurie Viera Rigler Says:

    See Malcolm Johnson’s suggested fix to bring your site back up (comment #63): It may work for you.

    Thanks, Malcolm–I did what you suggested, and it brought my site back up immediately. Now all I need is my email (forwarding to another address in the meantime).

    I put in my first support ticket a little after 12AM PST, and I’ve received only an automated reply.

  133. No Says:

    @F.Redtarp

    Yet another idiot speaks up. It seems that there are a lot of you this day.

  134. Frustrated as hell Says:

    12 hours and no email, I don’t consider that Severity: Low Resolved:Yes. I consider that Severity high Resolved NO!

  135. Scott Says:

    In Virginia and *not* a happy customer right now.. on an odd note.. sending mail works, receiving does not.. logging in to webmail does not…

  136. No Says:

    I’m sorry I’m such an asshole. I can’t help it, I just have to masturbate every time I see the words DreamHost. I want to be their gimp. Please happy DH staff, beat me senseless.

  137. am Says:

    Is email working for you all? For us, none of our sites have email working — not IMAP, not webmail. For webmail, the squirrel mail screen comes alright, but login fails.

  138. Michael Says:

    Yup, that’s what’s been happening all day, at least since 6AM EST. No change, no news. Not sure what purpose this Comments section serves, other than sharing our complaints with each other.

  139. Bob Says:

    It been really up and down lately….
    What going on?

    Apparently, there not even a problem….. No post about nothing.
    Well

    Please Fix It for GOOD!

  140. Laurie Viera Rigler Says:

    See Malcolm Johnson’s suggested fix to bring your site back up (comment #63): It may work for you.

    Thanks, Malcolm–I did what you suggested, and it brought my site back up immediately. Now all I need is my email (forwarding to another address in the meantime).

  141. Malcolm Johnson Says:

    Good people, I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again - if your web site and mail services are vital to a money-earning business, then Dreamhost is not for you. You’d be well advised to pay the ante and get your hosting from one of the industry’s Big Boys.

    For folk like me who are in the web scene just for the fun and sheer hell of it, and run non-profit making sites and forums, Dreamhost is the answer to our prayers: cheap, cheerful, gung-ho and loaded with enough extras to keep us busy for a lifetime.

    Frustrating, it can be - reliable, it isn’t - but it works for me!

  142. Michael Says:

    Webmail back up as of 7:30Pm EST. Haven’t tried POP3. Looks like no messages were lost. Oh well, onward and upward.

  143. No Says:

    oooooooo. that felt good! man, is my member ever so soar!!!

  144. No Says:

    Come on guys, look at me, I’m touching my toes - ram a tree stump up there, and while you’re at it, triple bill me, I don’t mind at all, in fact I consider it my duty to be bent over and screwed repeatedly by DH. Oh, and that pesky little hosting thing, don’t worry about fixing it, I understand you have more important things to do, like bending your loyal subjects over and giving us all a jolly good ass-bashing.

  145. Eric Seiden Says:

    My site works but my SQL database isn’t working because my phpBB board won’t let anyone (including me) log in. Just reports all these errors. Over 3 hours and no response from DH for either of my tickets.

  146. rex Says:

    Eric Seiden - - - I’m having the same problem here. My users cannot login or create accounts anymore. I also have not received a response to my tickets for 4 hours now. SERVER: lovejoy

  147. Diana Says:

    Well, thank goodness. I thought it was just me. My site worked fine at 6:00 PM est then BOOM, no one could log in. and those that were already logged in could no longer post. That was 7 hours ago. No response from DH yet. I am sure they must be working on it though.

  148. Carl Says:

    Well over 24hrs later I still have no email access.

    Squirrelmail is there, but it like my standalone email client fails to authentice.

    This is the first outage which has really put pressure on me and the work I’m doing.

    No reply from a support call logged 15hrs ago.

    Not happy at all.

  149. Annoyed Says:

    Wow, over 12 hours since my databases stopped working. As far as I can tell, no one seemed to care enough to get their customers up and running in a timely manner. Nice hosting service.

  150. Chris Says:

    Diana and Rex,

    Same thing with my site. Wordpress suddenly stopped responding. Nobody could comment, I couldn’t write new posts and now I can’t even log in.

    I submitted two support tickets 12 hours ago. Not a word from Dreamhost.

  151. Says Says:

    None of my sites have gone down and my email is working perfectly.

    I just come here for the belly laughs =)

  152. Diana Says:

    Databases still not working. My only concern is that nothing has been posted on the status page about this. I am sure this is a HUGE issue and Dreamhost is working on it. I just wish they could post something so we know what is going on.

  153. Diana Says:

    P.S. I still do not see the issue on the Dreamhost Status page, but you will note people are also posting about it on the Dreamhost Forums. It definately is a large issue effecting many:

    http://discussion.dreamhost.com/wwwthreads.pl?Cat=

  154. Diana Says:

    I don’t know about the rest of your sites, but mine just started working. It seems they fixed the problem.

  155. Peter Says:

    My databases are back online as of 8.10 PST. - MySQL server = ARGOS

  156. Says Says:

    @Diane - If you divided by zero any harder you’d create a black hole.

  157. Sheyenne Says:

    I just read 156 comments and I must say…how do some of you get up and tie your shoes? Seriously, all the ignorant, foolish remarks and comments in here makes me wonder at times.

    http://discussion.dreamhost.com/showthreaded.pl?Cat=&Board=forum_troubleshooting&Number=100646&page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1#Post100646

    One of Diana’s post that you might need to see. Some of you think that “Hey, it’s always DH’s fault” or “Why can’t I access? $(&U(&(# DH!” Most of the time, it’s not DH’s fault. If you ever taken a computer class AT ALL (And if you haven’t, listen up) then this saying should ring something. “It’s usually not the computer’s fault. It’s the user that’s telling the computer what to do.”

    Remember, computers only do what you tell it to do. Failing items happen with wear and tear. If you are trying to make a lot of money off of this host, then you might want to consider this alternative. Buy your own server. High an IT professional to manage and update it. You’ll be able to do a lot more things with it than using a Web Host.

    Now, since I cleared up that garbage now, to the legit comments.

    Malcolm Johnson’s post was about the most helpful I have seen. All that did was re-sync the domain to the web and to the server. Mailservers need to be done by DH.

    As far as the Database issues part, that link above gives you what the problem was. But it might be wise for you to upgrade to the PHP5. It works better than PHP4. Just a suggestion.

    Now, if anyone tries to be a blundering fool and try to rip me apart…be my guest. But let’s just say that I have ways to make you look even more like a fool. :) But let’s hope it don’t come down to that.

  158. sXi Says:

    Somehow I doubt a voice of reason is goin to help :)

  159. Sheyenne Says:

    I doubt as well, but hey. It never does hurt.

  160. Pedro Says:

    Is anyone experiencing problems downloading e-mails. I have not been able to download my e-mail since approximately 8PM PST yesterday February 8, 2008

  161. No Says:

    DreamHost why have thou forsaken thee? Here I am waiting with my pants around my ankles, and still you do not come. Did I offend you somehow? Perhaps I can tell you some of my friend’s email servers and you can take them down too, would that help?

  162. No Says:

    I got my thee’s and thou’s mixed up didn’t I - that’s why you don’t give my the punishing I deserve. Woe is me.

  163. No Says:

    VOTE FOR PEDRO

  164. Angry Dog Says:

    FINALLY I AM FREE. EVERYTHING HAS NOW TRANSFERRED SUCCESSFULLY TO A NEW HOST, AND I JUST HAD THE GREATEST OF PLEASURE DELETING DREAMHOST FROM MY BOOKMARKS.

    TO ALL YOU FOOLS STILL WITH DREAMHOST - I PITY YOU. ENJOY YOUR NEVER-ENDING DOWNTIME, LOST EMAILS AND AT THE VERY LEAST, LATENCY. I HAVE NO PITY HOWEVER FOR THE DH ZEALOTS WHO CONTINUE TO SING THE PRAISES OF AN INCREDIBLY SHODDY WEBHOST. SURE THEY MIGHT BE A BUNCH OF FUN ENTREPRENEURS, BUT IT’S AT YOUR EXPENSE, AND THEY’RE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK.

    WOOF.

  165. Still a problem Says:

    I am on the Spunky cluster, and at this time webmail simply doesn’t work (most of the time I get “wrong username or password” when the password is entered correctly). As I think some others may have noted, forwarding can be used as a workaround until DreamHost gets their act together. It is somewhat disingenuous for DH to label this problem as “Resolved”.

    (P.S. do not feed the trolls. They only grow larger and more unpleasant.)

  166. why Says:

    Bye Angry. Have a good time. Don’t bother coming back to check on us.

  167. Carlos Says:

    I really hope angry dog dies.

    He’s also lying about having left.

  168. Happy Says:

    Let him bask momentarily in the sunshine of false hope.

  169. Malcolm Johnson Says:

    My stuff yesterday:

    Email: down
    Webmail: down
    Websites: down
    MySQL: up
    FTP: down

    My stuff today:

    Email: up
    Webmail: up
    Websites: up
    MySQL: down
    FTP: up

    Status messages yesterday: none
    Status messages today: none

    Come on, Dreamhost, you’re slacking - with just a bit more effort you could *really* screw things up!

  170. Malcolm Johnson Says:

    Within minutes of posting a support ticket my MySQL springs back to life - probably just coincidence, but two cheers for the Happy Dreamhost crew.

    Dreamhost has now become a running joke on my main forum.

  171. shawn Says:

    http://www.1and1.com

  172. David Streever Says:

    oh man, rick roll’d again!!

  173. PiriketSeverler Says:

    İnternetin Sosyallaştığı Site. Bir Pirikette Sen Koy! Site Down
    http://www.piriketseverler.tr.gg

  174. Jamie Bergman Says:

    shawn must work for 1and1 since no one in their right mind would consider them a step up from dreamhost.

  175. rc Says:

    Do the users who reported their sites up, noticed any problems? I am wondering if the DH backup worked okay! Also, does anyone knows what happens to incoming mail during the downtime? …Thanks.

  176. kodservisi.tr.gg Says:

    sitenize aradiginiz tum htm kodlarini burada bulabilirsiniz web site is down
    http://www.kodservisi.tr.gg

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