Dreamhost firewall error (Resolving)

Due to a typing error on our primary router while trying to block a denial of service attack, DreamHost is currently offline. This includes all email, web hosting, etc. A technician is about 15 minutes out from our datacenter to undo this mistake.

I apologize for this mistake. I was intending to be editing our non-live access-list, and edited the live one by mistake.

Update 9:54 PM Pacific: We have unblocked the firewall and our routing is coming back online. Sites should start working again as soon as our router finishes loading its tables. I use “resolving” because it is still processing the routes.

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682 Responses to “Dreamhost firewall error (Resolving)”

  1. 1
    Dangerous Says:

    LOL I feel for you hahaha

  2. 2
    kevin Says:

    Well, I guess that’s one way to deny service.

  3. 3
    Robin Says:

    I was wondering for a sec why my site was down

  4. 4
    Bush Says:

    MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! FUCKING LOOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO to school before admin a Server

  5. 5
    eb Says:

    You really need a terminal server…

  6. 6
    Ron Says:

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    All of dreamhost is down? Well, at least I’m the first one to comment.

  7. 7
    DS Says:

    Wow, dreamhost and typos, for for millions, now you turned yourself off. Invest in typing classes!

  8. 8
    Dan Says:

    Heheh - more fat fingers at dreamhost?

  9. 9
    Steve Says:

    *losers.

    learn how to spell before you flip out on people.

  10. 10
    Ricky Says:

    you get’em guys! That’ll keep those haxor/suxors out of the system! Deny all!!

  11. 11
    bob cobb Says:

    damnit, this is the first time in a long time that my site has been down. I pay quite a bit for the virtual private server too :(

  12. 12
    Dangerous Says:

    LOOSERS? Heh shit happens this guy/girl is being very honest about it.

  13. 13
    Joe Says:

    My site was down for 5 hours Wednesday evening, I wonder how long it will be down tonight.

  14. 14
    Jeffrey Says:

    Gah!!! this is bad! How can you allow one router mistake to bring down your entire service…very very not good.

  15. 15
    Thomas Says:

    Arghh! I was right in the middle of a really great blog post!!! It was brilliant, too! :(

  16. 16
    Angad Says:

    Wow, I’m amazed by this quick post. Just minute ago my site was working flawlessly and now it’s not opening and I come here to check, and you guys just posted this 1 minute ago!

  17. 17
    Ron Says:

    AHAHA well, i was the seventh one to comment :)

  18. 18
    Rafael Says:

    My site has been really slow and returning a lot of interal server errors in the last few minutes. That explains it… Hope you fix it quickly.

  19. 19
    bcg Says:

    You are fired! It’s that simple! And it’s not a mistake! Never again… with You.

  20. 20
    Baddox Says:

    Thank goodness, I thought I somehow effed something up, so seeing this blog post was actually good news.

  21. 21
    Juan Says:

    Taking suggestions for new webhosting services. This coupled with the frequent imap connectivity issues is way too much.

  22. 22
    Jared Says:

    OOOOPS!! So do we get a partial refund now?

    Didn’t think so.

  23. 23
    Michael Says:

    I think I’m going to have to switch guys. Your service has become increasingly less reliable… to not reliable at all.

  24. 24
    G Says:

    Ah, crap.

  25. 25
    GBH Says:

    I just sent an email to support about this before this was posted here.

  26. 26
    Gareth Gobbelcoque Says:

    AWESOME! I was almost over my bandwidth limit! Thank you, Dreamhost!

  27. 27
    Jordan Says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. fail.

  28. 28
    JT Says:

    WAY TO GO!

  29. 29
    df Says:

    oh man. I hope it gets back quickly I just invited a lot of people…. crap, bad timimng

  30. 30
    metalforever Says:

    guess whos server the DDOS was on…..

    sorry guys.

  31. 31
    Ace Says:

    What is with you fools? Did you magically become perfect in the last 20 minutes? NO?! I didn’t think so. Cut people some slack. It’s down for a half an hour. Suck it up.

  32. 32
    Dr. Holmes Says:

    Delete the internet FTW!

  33. 33
    catchfence Says:

    Haha,

    Like others have said, shite happens. At least that admitted to it!

    Hope you get it up soon!

  34. 34
    poop pie Says:

    oh shut up its not like anyone looks at your stupid little sites anyway

  35. 35
    Adrian Says:

    It can happen to anyone.

    When most of use make this type mistake, nobody else notices. In your case, lots and lots of people noticed!

    :)

  36. 36
    Brooks Says:

    D’oh!

  37. 37
    Philip Tiangson Says:

    Ok, we cannot do anything so please be fassssssssssstt…

    Thanks

  38. 38
    Andrew Says:

    You are kidding me, right? A freaking typing error and all of my sites are down. Bunch of amateurs.

  39. 39
    The Red Krawler Says:

    I cant wait to see the number of whinging posts complaining that this 15 minute downtime has caused their business to collapse, puppies to be killed and entire families to die.

    Ill bet the hackers are happy though… Their DDOS attack worked beyond their wildest dreams - theyve taken down the whole of dreamhost :P

  40. 40
    Zathman Says:

    Seems the masses have all stumbled here ;) Too bad on the fat fingers though. Oh.. well if I may offer a recommendation for those fat fingers… go to the store and buy a bag of bugles - and stick those of your fingers :D Cheers!

  41. 41
    jonas Says:

    wahahahaha…all my sites are down! i just can’t believe why they are allowing unexperienced people to handle the server. this is really really bad..

  42. 42
    Jack Says:

    …WOW. I could handle my site going down, but damn, the entire network?

  43. 43
    In Pain Says:

    Just curious, do we get any sort of compensation for this kind of thing? I’m not expecting all of my wasted AdWords clicks to be reimbursed… but something like extension of our hosting plan for a couple of days?

  44. 44
    Katie Says:

    OH, MAN! HA HA HA HA!

  45. 45
    Dangerous Says:

    Why would you fire the one person who is the least likely ever to make this mistake again?

  46. 46
    PalePhoenix Says:

    OMGWTFBBQ. Jeeze. This should be impossible, yet here it is.

    I’ll thank you for the credit.

  47. 47
    Kevin Says:

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    ?

    good grief

  48. 48
    Ron Says:

    Yeah, word. There was a post here within 2 minutes of the shutdown…I’d say that’s pretty damn good. Of course, it shouldn’t have happened in the first place, but I agree, at least we wern’t sitting here wondering what was up.

  49. 49
    Tim Says:

    Hehe. Typos can happen to anyone.
    Best part is it can be solved quickly when observed.

  50. 50
    Adarael Says:

    Man, I’ve actually done exactly that.
    I know the pain!

  51. 51
    jd Says:

    this is extremely inconvenient (to say the least). i would like to hear how Dreamhost will prevent this kind of mistake from happening in the future.

  52. 52
    Derrick Says:

    Well at least dreamhoststatus.com is still up

  53. 53
    Andrew Says:

    This is why I love DH.

    Seriously, if this doesn’t make you laugh, you’re a sad, sad person.

  54. 54
    Bombaclot Says:

    GB2NT3.51SRVR

  55. 55
    WetWried Says:

    You people need to lay the fuck off. Let’s see YOU do any better. I don’t see you hosting thousands of websites, now do I? Downtime is part of this game. Get used to it or get the fuck off the internet. Crying ass bitches.

  56. 56
    The internets Says:

    Half of the internets is down, get this stuff back up!

  57. 57
    Naga Patel Says:

    WTH!!!!!!! Sirs, The Simpsuns blog is not good timing for Simpsuns blogging! I demand formal repayment regarding sirs for hosting

  58. 58
    Pete Says:

    Wow, posted 5 minutes ago and we already have 40+ comments. People are watching this problem like hawks!

    My http://ww2db.com is still down, and I’m on a roll with traffic today before this point, too! C’mon Dreamhost, you can do it! Bring our sites back up!

  59. 59
    Joe Says:

    Every time there is downtime due to a Dreamhost staff mistake, they should compensate us somehow. That would give them some incentive to be EXTRA careful.

  60. 60
    Jafa Says:

    On the plus side the technician successfully blocked the DoS attack :-)

  61. 61
    dwmcclain Says:

    Very disappointed again. Service has been pretty iffy for the past 6 hours or so. Been checking dreamhoststatus.com and this is the first I’ve seen of any problems. Not the first time similar events have happened. Hosting is really great overall, but when outages occur, your response times really are not so good. I really rely on mail, and mail is pretty much always slow. =(

  62. 62
    Sharon Mcormick Says:

    =)

  63. 63
    UMM Says:

    You need better procedures, show some professionalism.

  64. 64
    Tom Says:

    Well that explains it then ;)

  65. 65
    Dr. Holmes Says:

    To the gulag with the butterfingered admin!

  66. 66
    bob cobb Says:

    well…atleast it happened on a friday night when traffic is usually fairly low

  67. 67
    In Pain Says:

    Anyone recommend a good alternative to Dreamhost?

  68. 68
    Mike Says:

    One word: OOB.

  69. 69
    Gareth Gobbelcoque Says:

    So, what’s everyone’s favorite band?

  70. 70
    Jeffrey Says:

    this is pathetic, seriously….

  71. 71
    Berto Says:

    Wow, another outage.

    At least my lunarpages account is still up:
    http://www.lunarpages.com/id/drunkenscholarcom

  72. 72
    jared Says:

    I can has refund on the internetz?

  73. 73
    Hari Says:

    haha damn fat fingers :D

    keep it up dreamhost, i believe in you ;)

  74. 74
    Tycho Says:

    Shit happens to all of us lol

  75. 75
    p7tms Says:

    denial of serice? hmmmm… just one more step before skynet takes over ;)

  76. 76
    Robbie Says:

    @In Pain: Compensation? Serious? You want compensation for your site going down approximately 30 minutes?? That’s just greedy….

  77. 77
    judi Says:

    heh. hehe. hehehehe. that’s actually pretty funny cuz i’ve done silly things like that before…….. :O

    go lemurs!

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/bigphotos/images/060626-lemurs-africa_big.jpg

  78. 78
    Simon Says:

    this is really pathetic. if you’re going to run a hosting company then you should get your act together.

  79. 79
    In Pain Says:

    @Robbie: Yes, I’m serious. Other hosting companies compensate clients for downtime. Why not dreamhost?

  80. 80
    apartments Says:

    Really … I mean, to be forced to get someone to drive to the building to fix this type of issue is really really coming down to bad design.

    A simple administrative vpn hosted by different IP space should be a must for you guys at this point, with remote rebooting capabilities and everything else.

    15 minutes to drive to the site to fix an acl is a bit tough to swallow … I mean, you were configuring it remotely?? But cant fix it remotely??

    BAD BAD BAD planning IMO

  81. 81
    Naga Patel Says:

    The Simpsuns blog!!!!!!! MY LIFEEEE (is over)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. 82
    eb Says:

    “This should be impossible, yet here it is.”

    Tell you what, make something like this ‘impossible’ and I’ll be the first one to buy your product.

    Honestly, every network related outage I’ve seen over the last couple years has been perfectly normal. Where DH falls down is on the redundancy side of things. But let’s be honest, I’m not paying for redundancy. I’m paying for inexpensive web hosting with a company that has a good geeky culture. If they put the $2 million in a proper highly redundant architecture, trust me, your costs will go up accordingly.

  83. 83
    Lane Says:

    haha, nice one :)

    I cant say I have shut down anything the size of Dreamhost, but I have sure had my share as a net tech :)

    Good Luck and thank you for the info!

  84. 84
    Niche Store Script Says:

    I wondered if I was imagining things…. ha

    http://www.NicheStoreScript.com

  85. 85
    Donep Says:

    Time to go out, people!!! ;)

  86. 86
    bcg Says:

    > Tim

    Yes Typos can happen to anyone. But they should’nt be the cause of a general crash. There should be some security system to avoid this.
    This is not funny.

  87. 87
    Niche Store Script Says:

    Hey, we can turn this into a little chat room. I wish I would have bought more tequila

  88. 88
    UMM Says:

    We just need to host our sites where they host dreamhoststatus.com, it never seems to go down ;)

  89. 89
    Joe Says:

    I’m glad that at least the dreamhost.com site is down too. When my site goes down their’s is always up, so this will give them a little extra motivation to fix the problem sooner.

  90. 90
    Jason Says:

    “poop pie Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    oh shut up its not like anyone looks at your stupid little sites anyway”

    Hahah, best comment.

  91. 91
    Pat O Says:

    The good part:

    - you admitted it and posted it quickly

    The bad parts:

    - the technician should have been on his way in when the attack happened, so he would be there immediately.
    - there should be enough redundancy so that one mistake like this doesn’t knock 500,000 web sites out of business
    - what changes will you make to your policies to prevent this from happening tin the future? If this happened during the day, it could be catastrophic to some businesses
    - 500,000 web sites are down. This should be used to change the way you do things.

  92. 92
    Nick Says:

    Bluehost. http://www.bluehost.com/

  93. 93
    rbc Says:

    Okay, it’s near midnight on the East coast. Stop whining and Read a book. Watch TV. Or, go to bed early!

  94. 94
    gobemedia Says:

    Well mistakes happens and most often we learn from mistakes. I sincerly hope that this will not have repercussions on who mafe the error.

  95. 95
    Matthew Glennon Says:

    Heh, it’s actually pretty easy to accedentally enter the wrong entry into a firewall access list and block EVERYONE (which includes yourself, so you can’t terminal back in to fix the problem.) Cut her a little slack… it’ll be fixed in a few minutes.. all the tech has to do is arrive and edit one little access list and everything will be accessable again.

    Simmer folks.

    Matt

  96. 96
    Dr. Holmes Says:

    More comments! 15 minutes of comments. Comment-o-thon!

  97. 97
    Will Says:

    Please fired some one

  98. 98
    El Horrendo Says:

    Classic. Glad all of my shizzle is off of the DH nizzle…on a different host. All I have left to do is copy over email and then I can close the account…fo shizzle. My advice is make a clean break as quickly as you can…otherwise it will be death by a thousand cuts.

  99. 99
    patrick Says:

    http://www.top10hostinglist.com/

  100. 100
    Public Records Says:

    A lot of cash are lost because of this downtime. Please kindly do the best you can do immediately~

  101. 101
    Joel@MMCC Says:

    In honor of “Bush”’s Comment #4:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3meil7znjg

  102. 102
    Kazrog Says:

    As you say in a restaurant when a waitress drops dishes - JOB OPPORTUNITY!! Nah, I totally sympathize… I’ve made similar mistakes myself…

  103. 103
    TJ Says:

    whew… thought it was something I did…. LOL

    I installed a script on my site… went to view it, and DEAD! nice timeing…. LOL

  104. 104
    Luis Says:

    I miss my website, snif… freaks.

  105. 105
    alex Says:

    Stuff goes down, I come here for 30 minutes, read all the comments, then go back to work when the site is back up.

  106. 106
    SAVE US FROM ALIENS Says:

    OMG RUMOR HAS IT THE PENTAGON IS HOSTED ON DREAMHOST, THIS DDOS WAS CAUSED BY ALIENS WHO ARE NOW GOING TO ATTACK EARTH AND THE PENTAGON IS HELPLESS TO PROTECT US… PLEASE CHINA, SAVE US!!!!

  107. 107
    Judge Ruckus Says:

    You cats crack me up! I was worried though, don’t think I ever seen this happen.

  108. 108
    Carlos Says:

    todas las web que conozco no entran :D , estan en dreamhost, esperemos que lo puedan solucionar pronto para bien de todos

  109. 109
    judi Says:

    paaaaaartay! i got nothin better to do on a friday night except chat on here since I cant work on my website atm…. goes to show where my geeky priorities lie. =X

  110. 110
    Jenelle Says:

    The internet is overrated anyway.

    I would love for one day that there be NO internet. How cool would that be? How would we cope?

  111. 111
    seocontest2008 Says:

    Hoping it will fix ASAP.

  112. 112
    Megan Says:

    Thanks for the update, I hope you get it fixed soon. ;]

  113. 113
    Kojak Says:

    WHT! It sucks bigtime!

  114. 114
    Joe Says:

    The last time someone told me they were 15 minutes away, they took over an hour to arrive.

  115. 115
    Travis Thomas Says:

    I expect that refunds will be issued for the downtime.

  116. 116
    Brad Says:

    The fat finger again? When will the next homer simpson blog appear?

  117. 117
    Josh J. Says:

    Hi Kelly,

    You wouldn’t happen to be from Pakistan would you?

    LOL, just get us back up as soon as you can

  118. 118
    KAsh Says:

    15 min alreaadyyyyyyyyyyy !! c’mon i gottaa peeeeeeee !

  119. 119
    Rawrly Says:

    bahahahhaha too funny, did someone let Josh play with the routers?

  120. 120
    Dirtypants Says:

    Between that freakin’ hilarious billing error and things like this, I’m slowly growing really tired of DH.

  121. 121
    minusbaby Says:

    You guys oughta do admin stuff before smoking pot. Now the guy’s going to stop off at a 7-eleven for munchies, further delaying the fix. Grrr.

  122. 122
    simon Says:

    oh c’mon, these things happen, show them some slack. I’m glad it was because of something funny!

  123. 123
    WTF Says:

    Aren’t you guys running the servers? Why do you have to call in a technician? Don’t the folks who man your datacenters 24/7 know how to configure these things? If you have people making config changes who don’t know enough about what they are doing to fix a problem they themselves created, then they should be out of a job. Period.

    Get a clue, guys. Get a big fucking clue, and fast. The billing issue I can actually understand and forgive you for, but this is absurd and unacceptable. Staff properly. Now. What are we paying you for?

  124. 124
    Aaron Krill Says:

    Holy crap man, that sucks. I feel your pain, I do contract sys admin’ing. Good luck, and HURRY so that I can finish downloading my backup :-p

  125. 125
    pagan Says:

    Shit happens, like NO ONE is guilty of “fat finger” and makes mistakes ….

    People is anyone going to die?

  126. 126
    PatrickD Says:

    Every time someone at DreamHost screws up, they should be required to post an embarrassing photo of themselves as punishment…and to amuse us.

  127. 127
    me Says:

    if you can edit the live access list to bring the servers down, why can’t you re-edit that same list? If it’s as simple as you put it.

  128. 128
    Dr. Holmes Says:

    I expect footrubs everything there is a problem w/ my inexpensive hosting. Footrubs and dancing girls!

  129. 129
    AJ Says:

    Wow, was wondering why my site was down.

    I know accidents happen, but this seems sort of extreme even to me.

    Simply wow!

    At least you seem to tell us as it is……

  130. 130
    David Says:

    There goes the neighborhood!

  131. 131
    Joe Monkey Says:

    I am starting to wonder how DH’s uptime really rates compared to other web hosts (services and price being equal) I’ve been with several hosting companies in the past that nickel and dimed me on a lot of stuff and didn’t provide the level of admin control that DH does, but I do not recall ever having this much downtime with any of them, including the smaller hosting companies (which usually annoyingly got gobbled up by larger ones… I think I went through at least three incarnations before my other webhost became web.com)

    I’m starting to wonder if DH staff are winging this web hosting thing waiting to either go public or have a larger webhost buy them out ;-)
    and while I’m rambling, since I have nothing else to do with my sites down, I wonder why anyone would do a denial of service attack against DH? Seriously! Why !?!!!? LOL!

  132. 132
    Al Gore Says:

    Who fucked up MY INTERNET!!?

  133. 133
    Ron Says:

    I got a whole box of Wheat thins.

  134. 134
    KaiToU Says:

    I hope U guys will fixed this, soon..
    15 minutes is too long :O
    >_

  135. 135
    Mike Says:

    Mistakes happen but the fact that they don’t have out of band access to their routers is baffling.

  136. 136
    Dean Says:

    This is why I am moving to another webhost.

  137. 137
    Gab Says:

    Hahaha. :) It happens. I am glad that status.dreamhost.com is hosted elsewhere… I thought I was going to have to call and NOT be helped by Comcast for a few hours… Again. :D

  138. 138
    Jenelle Says:

    Anyone wanna come over to my place? I’m about to put Family Ties Season 3 in the DVD player and make a nice big spaghetti bolognese.

    BYO bowls and cutlery - I hate doing dishes.

  139. 139
    pagan Says:

    PatrickD,

    I like that suggestion

    “Every time someone at DreamHost screws up, they should be required to post an embarrassing photo of themselves as punishment…and to amuse us.”

    heh ….

  140. 140
    Daniel Says:

    It’s 5am where I am so no biggie… hope everything’s back on by morning tho. Mistakes happen - smile everybody :)

  141. 141
    Len Says:

    I’ve been with you guys for six years now and service has always been top notch. Whatever the problem is, I’m sure you’ll have it fixed quickly. Thanks!

  142. 142
    Moey Says:

    great! now my blog is down

  143. 143
    Matt Says:

    This is by far the dumbest thing I’ve seen on DreamHost. >_

  144. 144
    seocontest2008 Says:

    My work is disrupted…. Huhuhu

  145. 145
    Dangerous Says:

    http://www.webhosting.info/webhosts/tophosts/global/?pi=1&ob=RANK&oo=ASC

    660,709 domains hosted by dreamhost.

    Epic :)

  146. 146
    whois101 Says:

    @eb - I would be very much willing to pay a little bit more for reliable redundancy. It would be worth it, especially when it would not be co-located there in LA. I’m not with DreamHost for the price alone - I paid more in the past - but because of their flexible service with many nice options that are hard to get on other hosts. However, their reliability record drives me away. I’m in the process of setting up a mirror, but it was not ready for the switch, yet.

  147. 147
    WipeOutSurfer Says:

    >>>>>>>>>>
    THIS PROBLEM NO SOLVED TOO!!!!!!

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  148. 148
    eb Says:

    “Aren’t you guys running the servers? ”

    The guy that rides the bike to keep the servers running doesn’t know how to change access lists.

    Geeze - if they had to tinker with the servers 24/7, they’d be one shitty hosting company. Be happy that they DON’T have someone there on-site already - means everything else must be WORKING. You’re not dealing with a Fortune 100 company here. And even then, we have lights-out data centers.

  149. 149
    Ted Says:

    Fired.

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    Carlos Says:

    :D

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    Mudracker Says:

    Muhahhahaha - 400,000 customers OFFLINE!

    (to “me”) - He can’t edit the list because it disconnected him as well

    Too funny.

    Note to Dreamhost - Need back door to Firewall.

  152. 152
    Rumor Has it Says:

    Rumor has it they were having secks in the server room and knocked over the servers.

  153. 153
    Travis Thomas Says:

    This is completely unacceptable!!!

  154. 154
    Steve Says:

    Great, now I have to go find some porn sites to keep me busy until my sites are back up. lol

  155. 155
    Eric Says:

    I’m getting fed up with problems at dreamhost - horrible database performance, horrible latency, billing errors, now the whole company is down?

    I think I’d rather pay twice as much for half as much pain. I’m not quite prepared to take my business elsewhere, but I’m looking hard for a place to take my business and am definitely going to start migrating stuff off soon.

    So tired of the poor service :-/

  156. 156
    Dr. Holmes Says:

    Guess what? Nobody cares.

  157. 157
    Nike.Tw 尼克論壇 Says:

    ^^

    Go go go, My sites are all down.

  158. 158
    _LP Says:

    Severity: “Very” High

    Or may i say very serious problem? We know mistakes do happen but this one is no ordinary. You guys makes sure that this wont happen again.

  159. 159
    judi Says:

    #
    126
    PatrickD Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Every time someone at DreamHost screws up, they should be required to post an embarrassing photo of themselves as punishment…and to amuse us.

    ^^^^
    I second that! We need things like that to keep morale high in this chat room while we wait for everything to come back up :D

  160. 160
    Alejandro Montoya Says:

    great! now my site is down

  161. 161
    WipeOutSurfer Says:

    http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2008/03/03/blingy-file-server-issues/

    NEED SOLVE THIS!!!!! TOO!!!

  162. 162
    DH Customer Says:

    Not impressed. Prorated refunds or credits should be issued.

  163. 163
    Joe Says:

    Presumably the same typo that locked us all out of our sites locked out their remote access as well.
    This reminds me of a college fire drill party.

  164. 164
    Carl Lumma Says:

    Jesus H.

  165. 165
    badMike Says:

    Come on, let’s get these comments up to 200 before the sites come back. We can do it!

  166. 166
    Mudracker Says:

    Yes, need photos of suspect….

  167. 167
    Admin Bob Says:

    Well it has been a while since the service was down…
    Almost to good to be true!!!
    Almost that is….
    Until some moron Typo something!
    Geez well Don’t delay

    Admin Bob
    http://quadhits.com
    http://globalautohits.com

  168. 168
    Tim Says:

    This is pretty typical of dreamhost.

  169. 169
    little eagle Says:

    I have nothing to do since my site is down need help LOL

  170. 170
    _LP Says:

    @Christopher

    I also wonder who host dreamhoststatus.com. :lol:

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    eric Says:

    It’s really a shame because DH was about to break an uptime record of almost two months.

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    Dave Says:

    @Andrew:

    “You are kidding me, right? A freaking typing error and all of my sites are down. Bunch of amateurs.”

    Obviously, you’ve never actually administered a network or you’d understand how easy it is to make a mistake like that. They’re human, so mistake *can* happen. Get a fucking clue.

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    Naga Patel Says:

    A+++++++ WOULD WASTE MONEY AGAIN!!!!

    IIIIIIIIIIII’M NAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

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    goddamn Says:

    Man. This really hurts esp. on peak surfer night for ads (Friday), this hurts not only millions of people with sites but also business.

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    Unitzoid Says:

    “Jenelle Says (March 7th, 2008 at 9:04 pm):

    Anyone wanna come over to my place? I’m about to put Family Ties Season 3 in the DVD player and make a nice big spaghetti bolognese. ”

    Sounds like a party to me. :D

  176. 176
    Farley Knight Says:

    Man.. and I was just about to move the last few of my sites off of Dreamhost.. Now I’m even more glad I’m doing it!

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    Mudracker Says:

    A good one for LOLcats - “i spillz on yer keyboard” or “catz won, dreamhost zero”

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    Cerri Says:

    Hopefully we’ll back up any minute, there is a guy somewhere crying a lot.

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    Naga Patel Says:

    my dad was right! I should have opened a gas station XD

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    Al Gore Says:

    Someone go suck out the blockage of the Tubes.

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    Tim Says:

    As a sysadmin, I feel your pain. Here’s hoping the network comes back quickly!

  182. 182
    Hillary Clinton Says:

    When the phone rings at 3am, and the servers are all down, who do you trust to answer the call?

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    Derek Says:

    thats stupid. and im annoyed now..

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    Gareth Gobbelcoque Says:

    NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
    NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
    NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

  185. 185
    eb Says:

    Looks like dreamhost being down may be the best thing for my social life in years.

    Anyone in Ft. Worth want to hit the bar?

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    masya Says:

    someone at night but here is already 11-10 am
    Thanks for the honesty but pls do all the best to prevent it in future

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    KPR Says:

    Moving to MediaTemple. They seem to have their shit together.

    I was a big DreamHost fan a while back but I recently recommended it to someone and then there has been nothing but problem after problem with this hosting company, so I unrecommended DH and we looked extensively for a new host. I migrated his sites, but mine haven’t been done in time for this mess.

    How much money and business do you have to lose before fixing your setup?

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    Oscar Says:

    Well, at least you stopped the DDOS :lol:

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    Jerry Says:

    Sites still down… Ummm… Does anyone know any good jokes?

  190. 190
    HEY GUSY Says:

    Hey guys, is Dreamhost down? Why’s everyone in the chat room, usually I’m the only one in here.

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    Naga Patel Says:

    thehun.com is still running…………………. XD

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    me Says:

    hahahah….the hillary comment is fucking good

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    WipeOutSurfer Says:

    It always happens? Why not asked this before? Drugs

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    Dave Says:

    Jenelle … good with the food, and I will bring my own silverware and plates. But Family Ties?

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    Robbie Says:

    @Naga Patel: Hahah,,. that’s just so wrong. A gas station. That’s just a stereotype! :)

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    Mike Says:

    Oh, crap… I’ve been RICKROLLED!!!

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    Joe Says:

    ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

    ALL WHAMBULANCE PASSENGERS PLEASE EXIT DREAMHOST
    AT 1_AND_1_HOSTING.

    You will be much happier there.

    /Heh.
    //Yes you will.
    ///heh …

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    joke Says:

    I question my loyalty to dreamhost. mistake after mistake. I always assume this will be the last one, but it never is. unacceptable. but at least the response from dreamhost will be chipper and funny, right?

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    Dr. Holmes Says:

    “Typoz canz deleet yr toobs - typz safe”

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    snakepimp Says:

    Bleeding hilarious, good thing my sites aren’t busy.
    It happens, as long as response time is appropriate, I’m cool.
    Now would be good.
    deny them all!!

  201. 201
    Ray Says:

    There should be some sort of conditional “Are you Sure ?” coding put into place for situations like this….

    Ok, Accidents do happen, This just underscores the need to triple check your work in situations like this, I just hope the network can be brought up soon without any other hassles….

    Dreamhost Lifer….

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    Britney Says:

    OOPS, YOU DID IT AGAIN!

    Even my crotchographs didn’t get this much attention!!

    It’s Britney, bitch!

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    Scooter Says:

    WTH! I have a huge deadline and use my host for development of already hosted sites. I am losing tons of time, money, and sleep. i have a lot left do!

    http://hostmysite.com/ is a good host. A lot of my clients use them, they love it.

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    WipeOutSurfer Says:

    200!

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    zea Says:

    what a mistake!! :P
    hurry up, to to solve it!!

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    Kirk Says:

    Yeah - I’m out, I can live with it. I wasn’t even going to comment, but I feel obligated to now.

    “You are kidding me, right? A freaking typing error and all of my sites are down. Bunch of amateurs.”

    …and similar comments.

    Every company has a primary firewall. It wouldn’t make sense to have 30 firewalls, and have to synchronize all of their block lists every x amount of time. :P It’s a firewall error, and since they probably only have 1 firewall (or all of them actually do sync with each other) it’s understandable that the problem caused the entire network to fail.

    What I find interesting, is that the datacenter is not monitored 24/7, and the closest tech on call is 15 minutes away… that, does seem like poor planning to me, but hey, for the price I pay and what I get, I shouldn’t expect a personal 24/7 server tech to sleep on top of my rack…and neither should any of you.

    -Kirk

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    AWomanIs.com Says:

    Well, I’ve administered servers and routers before and sh*t happens.

    Hope things are back up soon. I promised a redesign by tonight and I don’t want to break my word.

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    Judge Ruckus Says:

    My wife just left me over this!

    No what am I going to do as a single father with no websites?!

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    Amazingly cute girl Says:

    Anyone in Ft. Worth want to hit the bar?

    Not with you…

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    Jerry Says:

    Good thing DreamhostStatus.com isn’t hosted by Dreamhost. hahah!

  211. 211
    Danny Valle Says:

    You all need to relax and Shut the #$%^&* Up. They bend over backwards for everyone, and the minute a mistake is made, you all turn on them like rabid animals. Bunch of ungrateful $%^&*. Shit happens!

  212. 212
    MM23 Says:

    Argh. Annoying. You guys really need to be a little more observant.

    Good luck getting this fixed though.

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    KT Says:

    do we have any idea what website was the target?

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    Daniel Says:

    This is very bad for the reputation of dreamhost.

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    garyc40 Says:

    Hey, just cut them some slack, ok? At least they apologized.
    Maybe this is the first 15 minutes down time I ever got since I hosted my site here. But it would be extremely serious for some high traffic site. So some kind of compensation for them is appropriate in my opinion.

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    Rafael Says:

    A fat finger AGAIN?

    INCREDIBLE .. ahahahahahha

    Only DH do it for you :D:D Enjoy!

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    bob cobb Says:

    I would have left dreamhost a while ago if it wasn’t for the panel. Its so easy to work with, and I havent been able to find any other service that is comparable :( Plus I am clueless about moving databases and the more advanced options of other panels :(

  218. 218
    Ray Says:

    I aint having a moan, but the whole of dreamhost down, thats quite major for an international hosting provider. People do not like downtime even if it is for 1 minute or 15 minutes. This really is not an acceptable situation regardless of the timeframe of the disruption and the fact that it was brought on by a mistake by a member of staff makes us think that dreamhost is full of part timers that really dont know what they are doing.

    cmon guys, get it together

  219. 219
    Gul Says:

    It is certainly very bad …

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    I Wish you were never born Says:

    30 minutes so far. good thing you hire such competent people over there.

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    Dan Says:

    I can just imagine the conversation now :

    Josh: kelly, you fat-fingered the firewall, you’re fired!

    kelly: that’s not fair - the guy who fat-fingered millions of dollars from customer credit cards didn’t get fired

    josh:

    josh: carry on with the good work!

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    suputamadre Says:

    joder venga venga todas mis webs offlinee XD

  223. 223
    David Says:

    Hey DH people, please bring our sites UP again!!!!

  224. 224
    SWB Says:

    Oh stop your whining already! :-)

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    Setsuna-Xero Says:

    lol!
    I can’t remember the number of times I used to do that on the cisco 2500s…
    have fun!

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    Matthew Young Says:

    …give em a break, I have over 100 clients I have hooked up to dreamhost… and I am not panicking… (yes, they are important)
    You guys should thank all of us who pushed for this separate status system… most companies don’t have an actual working status system… and also cover up their mistakes.

    Dreamhost is one of the most honest, and they continually stay “with it” and pretty feature rich…

    I’ve had issues with them through time, but they’ve always come through… and gotten better through time.

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    Mudracker Says:

    Now watch - the technician will get in an accident or some damn thing. Or the guard at the colo won’t let him in, :-]

  228. 228
    Duncan Says:

    At least I was able to find the status page on google to see why my server was down. Thank you for the link and I hope you get it on line soon. I feel your pain.

  229. 229
    OH FOR CHRISTS SAKE Says:

    Can someone starting firing the idiots from dreamhost before this company is just a smoking hole in the ground?

  230. 230
    Blondi Girl Says:

    Me need help!!!
    I do not know what I did wrong, I clicked on a link and then the site stopped coming back, all I see is tis message:
    The connection has timed out
    * The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few
    moments.

    * If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer’s network
    connection.

    * If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure
    that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.

    Please help me!
    Blondi

  231. 231
    kekkleskates Says:

    so the first friday evening i stay home in months just to work on my site and this happens. its not too late tho. if this is going to take all nite plz let me know so i can drive to some party in la and have sex with strangers kthxbye

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    leonardo Says:

    Ray you smell liek a broken record!

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    Dr. Holmes Says:

    @ 231 - noodz plz

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    Eric Burns Says:

    I would be really, really angry… but I’m too busy laughing my head off.

    Do what needs to be done. It happens. :)

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    BoD Says:

    AHHHH
    SHIT HIT THE FAN!

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    bjreamer Says:

    has anyone ever just kept hitting the refresh button and watched the comment count climb? what?…it’s just as much fun as the lame comments being posted! LOL.

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    Ron Says:

    Ok, let’s all write some dreamhost haiku….

    Dreamhost where are you?
    It is cold and my site’s down
    hurry tech make haste

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    suputamadre Says: