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Central Services and Spunky Cluster Move

Posted (March 14th, 2008 at 12:00 am PST) by micah

Due to continued space and power constraints in our primary data center, we will be moving all central DreamHost functions as well as the “spunky” cluster to one of our newer data centers. This move will begin Friday, March 21st, at 9PM PDT, and is expected to last up to 12 hours, until Saturday, March 22nd, 9AM PDT.

Central services include panel.dreamhost.com, dreamhost.com, dreambook.com, files.dreamhost.com, media.dreamhost.com, wiki.dreamhost.com, discussion.dreamhost.com, basically everything but secondary DNS and this status blog. Primary and tertiary DNS will be going down as well, but will have a more limited downtime window of only 2-3 hours. For spunky, all web servers, mail servers, file servers, and MySQL servers in the spunky cluster will be unreachable. The list of affected spunky web servers is here:

abbazaba absinthe achilles adams admiralty aero alameda almalibre alondra altoid alvarado archibald arrow atlantic avalon aviation babyruth badillo balu bandini barranca barry baseline bazooka beaudry bellflower beverly bixel blowpop bonbon bottlecap bounty bourbon boyd broadway brownie bubbleyum bundy burton butler butterfinger cahuenga caramello casamento catalina centinela century cerritos cheeto cheezit chex chiclet cienega cognac colbert compton cookie cordial crackerjack crenshaw crunch cupcake dingdong doheny dorito drumstick dumdum edendale euclid fairfax fc23 federal fig fireballs firestone fletcher flower foothill formosa frito frontseat fruitland fudge fundip garland garth garvey gobstopper goober good gower grand granola grappa gumdrop gummi haven heath heaven highland hillhurst hillmont hoho holt hoover hope hops hyperion jalapa jawbreaker jefferson jerky juniormint jurupa kidsgames kiki kitkat krackel lankershim larchmont laurel lemonhead licorice lifesaver limbo-spunky3 limbo-spunky4 locust look lucas malt manchester mariposa mayo melrose mento milliken mills monroe moorpark mounds munchies nash necco nerds nilla nougat nutrageous oakdale ocean olive olympic ord oreo ouzo overland oxnard paramount payday pernod pez pico planters plenty pocky popcorn poprock powerbar pretzel price pringle rampart razzle redhot redondo reeses rexford ritz rockyroad rodeo rollo roscoe rosecrans rossmore rum runts sake saltine sanborn sawtelle schnapps scotch selma sepulveda shocktart skittle skor skybar slauson smores snicker snocap soto sourpatch spree starburst sugardaddy sunset taffy tampa temple tequila toblerone toffee tootsie topanga torrance truffle twinkie twix twizzler union vanowen vermouth vine virgil warhead washington western whittier whopper wilmington wilshire york zagnut zuma

We realize this is a very large move and we will have a dozen techs onhand to supervise. My apologies for not posting this earlier.

Happy DreamHost Mover Team!

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245 Responses to “Central Services and Spunky Cluster Move”

Wow, I feel really sorry for all those on Spunky. Good luck to the DreamHost Uber Techs.

Ohh this is a huge 12 hour downtime!!
Man this will surely have 500 comments I tell you :p

Good Luck! My sites still remain up and fast! :)

I’m on twix. Will you give me a twix if my server gets dropped and all the hard-drive platters get offset? I’m hungry. Thanks.

“For spunky, all web servers, mail servers, file servers, and MySQL servers in the randy cluster will be unreachable.”

Hold up… you are taking those of us on Randy out yet again?? http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2008/02/08/randy-move-going-ahead/

So it looks like a side effect of the move will be a roll-back from daylight savings to standard time… heavy stuff …

Will this affect email as well?

“Happy DreamHost Mover Team!”

You guys might be happy, but I doubt anyone on the affected servers will be.

Looks like DH is pulling a Spitzer -

Wonder how many clusters there are

The only reason why I saw this is because my SMTP server just told me to go piss off. This is getting ridiculous. It is always something. I am really starting to consider switching over to those other guys (*cough* Media Temple *cough*). For the past week my email server on Spunky has been kicking my ass up and down the digital pipeline. Snail mail is beating my electronic mail to my clients. I know that is an exaggeration, but not by much.

One might think - maybe spunky should be split into two or three clusters so the next move doesnt affect so many users, and so it doesnt take 12 hours to move all those servers!

Spunky MySql servers too? not that it’d make a difference if they were different places..

I’m in Spunky, never really had any problems other than the major stuff.. I just don’t like that it’s easter weekend.. lot of people home.. (not me though..)

Good Luck!

Thanks!

I’m a Spunkian so I expect my service will be affected. Obviously the situation isn’t ideal, but I’m not going to complain about it because I’ve enjoyed a marvelous level of service over the last few years and I accept these things happen from time to time - particularly in a shared server environment like this one.

This comment may not be “official” but you officially suck.

My email is down already …
So 12 hours … Good luck.

March 12th, 2008 at 1:27 pmDaniel Craig Says:

Email is up! Email is down! All freakin’ day…. I mean week. Come on guys!

I’m really sick of having websites randomly have to move, and my e-mail not working 75% of the time is pissing me off.. I’ve been through your billing glitch, the unexplained outages, but this isn’t even funny anymore!

I think the Dreamhost CEO is partying too much instead of getting his business run reliably … http://flickr.com/photos/thingee/2322196422/

Thank you Dreamhost. This on top of the four hour downtime last night is just what I needed to motivate me to finally make the transition to another host server. I’ll be making the move within the next week…that is if you can keep the system up long enough for us to make the change over….

Yes, because screaming and whining about it is gonna help. If you’re trying to make money off of shared hosting, then you can blame your own cheap nature or bad budgeting.

March 12th, 2008 at 3:15 pmUnhappy DH customer Says:

I have my server (chiclet) overloaded for months and DH does not solve it in any way… and now, 12hours of free downtime??.

NO thanks.

I think that DH is in the way to the DEAD :(

The unhappy DH customer.

@Nicole — Thanks for pointing that out. Erroneous copying of that line from a previous post on my part. Fixed!

@P — Dar. I remembered to change the first PST but not the second. Fixed now. I did get someone to proof-read this too…. I swear.

@OnyxRaven — Yes, spunky is in need of some splitting.

@Everyone else — We are aware of the inconvenience this causes and we’ll do everything to minimize it. If it helps at all just know that a 12 hour downtime window for you guys typically means a 16-20 hour day for the Admins. We’ll try to make it as painless as possible. Check back on the post next week for updates.

Gobstopper noooo!!! Just jokes, this is the first time that I can recall my server having scheduled maintenances. I stay for the features, you guys are hard to beat in that regard.

EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS BITCHING AND COMPLAINING ABOUT LOSS OF SALES

Take the time between now and the move to setup a SECONDARY ACCOUNT SOMEWHERE ELSE, COPY YOUR SITES, AND WAIT TILL EVERYTHING IS MOVED.

The point of these ADVANCE WARNINGS are so that you can do something about it your own damned lazy selves to mitigate your losses.

how do I find out what server I am on? Im on a vps

@bob cobb: Log into the control panel then click on “Account Status” at the top right. Give it a moment to pop down and you’ll get all your server info.

on a lighter note, i bet it’s a fun job trying to name all those servers :P

Thanks Micah!

make sure someone supplies pizza! (just not near the servers ;) )

dumb question of the day… What happens to email sent to boxes on those servers during the downtime?

MY SITE IS DOWN AGAIN! how hard is it to sort thsi shit out!

@Joe: it will be delayed but it will eventually arrive if the sender has a reliable ISP (that is, you may lose some spam or other mass mailings but not real mail)

(non-definitive answer from another user)

And the crying begins a week before anything even happens.

OOMG,,,,,,Not again!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

I’m on bowser (not on the list) and it’s down. :(

March 21st at midnight EST? Wonder why Pacman is grinding to a sympathy halt now? It usually waits until at least the day after… Must be low on power balls.

Is bowser down?

How do I know what cluster I am on?

god! Please quick!!!!!

Man, huge move, good luck, hope it all runs as smooth as possible, looks like I’ll be planning a day outside (god forbid) for that day seeing as it’s my 10am-10pm.

Can you give me the address for where I should send you a bill for a day’s worth of work lost because of your unannounced 12 hour downtime?

GIVE ME A FU*&ING BREAK!!!

Oh, and while I am at it, can I send you a bill for the amount of money I would have made, if it weren’t for the client, work and referral I lost because of your unannounced 12 hour downtime???

NOT an exaggeration…

Hey, loser, a weeks advance notice isn’t quite “unannounced.”

The only reason you’re losing money is because you’re incompetent fool. If your site was important in any way, it wouldn’t rely 100% on a single cheap shared hosting account to stay up.

On a brighter note, any clients you’re losing are better off.

nice reply shawn.
One great thing about dreamhost is they enable us to have a good laugh at the part of the world’s population who have an IQ less than their age.
Everyone who complains here is obviously an idiot because complaining here isn’t going to help you one bit! But thanks, provides me with a good giggle.

Is it possible, in the world of hosting, for DH to redirect down sites to a page saying, “This site is down due to scheduled maintenance, and will be back shortly.”? That’s a lot better to end users/customers than just plain broken.

Shawn that’s rude actually. I don’t think its unreasonable to have a website that’s up more often then it’s down. While I’m well aware of what you get for your $10 bucks a month from dreamhost it’s not what a lot of people expect. I’m still with dreamhost because it’s cheep and they give you a ton of space. Not because they’re reliable (they’re not) or because they’re fast (they’re not). But new users end up feeling duped.

@Nyhm - cool idea - I’ve got a possible solution. Maybe some of the experts out there can help out by picking this apart: If I set up my own custom “site down for maintenance” page on a different server not at DH, and set my 4th DNS server to point there, then magical web routing should get my custom “site down” page at my other host whenever my DH account is unreachable.

@Myself - nvm - that will only work if DNS 1, 2, and 3 are down…

@Bryan - I think you’re right; using a 4th DNS would only work if the first 3 were down.

To make things simpler, I’m not even trying to support an automatic failure mode. I’d be happy if they could do this “manually” for known service outages. This would apply to things like this weekend, and when DH staff discovers that a server is dead, while techs are fixing it.

DNS might be one approach. However, DH does not manage DNS for every customer. Also, DNS has a propagation delay, which would not be suitable for short outages.

So, it would probably have to be something they put within their network to feed a generic page for every HTTP request. Notice that this does not fix HTTPS, SSH, FTP, Jabber, etc. It might not be worth the effort at all.

Soapbox: I find it disappointing that the Internet was founded on the enlightened idea of distributed reliability, but Web services are generally single points of failure.

March 13th, 2008 at 7:34 amfeeling lucky Says:

Migrated MX over to googlemail and been anxious about losing mail

-I see dozens of spam msgs every hour which tells me the MX is working

-no one has ever said -hey did you get my email? and I havent had to ask anyone either

@Bryan -great idea -I’m gonna have google site setup for that as a fail safe

Hey “pissed” - you are a complete twit! There is nothing “unannounced” about downtime you are told about a week in advance, and DreamHost’s address is easy to find, That said, a glance at the TOS to which you agreed should make it obvious that DreamHost is *not* liable to you for any of your “lost earnings” anyway.

You need to visit http://fuckdreamhost.com where you can revel in your own misery!

mahaha wonderful usage of a domain RighteousIndignation :P
i needed a laugh today lol

Wow… I knew spunky did a lot of work, but I agree, that’ll need some splitting xD

Well, good luck… I’m wondering when the new private servers’ll be in, myself :D Was told two weeks ago that it’d be a week :P

I wish you a happy moving day! And more pizza!

Well, I hope they don’t intend to be PAID for not providing the services they promise. To go completely offline an hour here and there–as long as it’s not within recent memory (let’s say, for sake of discussion, a month, which has yet to happen, lately)–is an unfortunate reality of economy web hosting that can still make me spastic with rage, but 12 hr.+ nonfunctioning site/email/panel/ftp? Why, that’s almost as much fun as accidentally being billed $220.

It’s becoming clearer that some of these fanboiz have poor memories, and I don’t appreciate the suggestion that I should be anything less than incensed about a degrading service level, no human support, etc. This time, last year, DH was a shiny beacon of goodness. Now…well just look at this mess. All the chipper remarks are like the string section on the Titanic. This CAN’T happen again.

PalePhoenix … meh. Life’s rough, guy! You want a refund, or a credit, for one-half of one day for a $10.00 a month hosting plan? No shit? Do you own a calculator? How much *is* that, anyway? ;-)

And as for “providing the services they promise”, there were not any “promises” in the TOS that I (and I presume you also) read when I signed up about there not being “down time” - there is even considerable language there that intimates to me there is likely to be such down time, and clearly limits DreamHost’s liability for it.

Life’s way to short to be unhappy if your “shining beacon of goodness” turns out to be less shiny than you thought it was going to be, and it causes you this much grief. They are improving their infrastructure, which is ultimately to *your* (and all of our) betterment; man up and deal it (or don’t) but your public blubbering/blathering is pathetic! [wink]

Might be a silly question but does the fact that DHost’s ‘current time” on the main status page shows there has not been an adjustment to Daylight Savings Time mean problems of any kind?

Wait a second, if this is already happening right now, then why is the end date listed as March 22? That’s nine days from now. Clarification?

“This move will begin Friday, March 21st, at 9PM PDT, and is expected to last up to 12 hours, until Saturday, March 22nd, 9AM PDT.”

it says it starts a week from today. not today.

My sites down! Is this happening today? ugg

murcielago is screwed too.

I wonder if any other host has as many illiterate customers as Dreamhost.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

p.s. i can’t believe i just got rick rolled. insult to injury.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Shawn that’s rude actually.

And yet it’s 100% correct.

While I’m well aware of what you get for your $10 bucks a month from dreamhost it’s not what a lot of people expect.

And when they expect perfection for $10, it’s because they’re stupid. What uneducated people “expect” has no impact on reality.

I don’t think its unreasonable to have a website that’s up more often then it’s down.

And everyone gets that.

If someone’s site is down more than it’s up, that’s a problem they need to take up with support and isn’t a system wide issue affecting everyone else.

Unfortunately for those people, they’re not smart enough to open a support ticket and come here to cry pointlessly.

I’m still with dreamhost because it’s cheep and they give you a ton of space. Not because they’re reliable (they’re not) or because they’re fast (they’re not). But new users end up feeling duped.

Anyone that feels duped over $10/month for more than other hosts offer at higher prices isn’t too bright.

If they’re not fast & reliable for you, then maybe there’s a problem on that one (out of 1500+) servers. They must have around 100,000 customers and you’ll never see more than a tiny handful claiming to be unhappy here, so they’re far from being nearly as bad as the vocal minority likes to think.

Even when these posts go on for pages, it’s not even a large group. It’s just the same few people that never shut up, so they get mistaken for a large crowd.

People can bash them all they want, but the reality of it is that Dreamhost has a lot of customers that have been with them longer than most hosts have been in business.

You know, I’ve been with DH for a while now and I have been very very patient and understanding. But my problem with this is that the timing is just bad. It’s bad in that those of us on spunky just had a whole lotta downtime due to a screw-up when they were fixing randy cluster just last month. Never mind the whole billing screw-up. Or that ridiculous router fiasco the other night when the person working on it was too stupid to check to make sure they weren’t editing a live router file.

DH has had a lot of stupid screw-ups lately. Fine. It’s cheap, and you get a lot. But that does not give us confidence that a 12 hour downtime won’t turn into a 24-hour downtime. And 12 hours is 12 years on the Internet as it is.

Even though a half-day out of a month for $10 worth of hosting is probably not worth much, DH should still be offering us a credit for this downtime. Not based on the time value of the actual downtime, but because of the inconvenience and a good faith measure after all the major screw-ups lately.

stephanie, you’re a goddamn idiot. Here’s a knife, go stand in the corner and slit your wrists.

Jesus Christ.

We’re all dooooommmeeeddd!

I have a headache. My site is down yet again. Color me frustrated, when we’ve got all that downtime tonight too.

Shawn,

I don’t get your hostility. It would just be good business practices on their end to extend some sort of credit for extended downtime such as this. It’s called, creating good will for your customers…especially after putting them through a lot. It’s common sense. And you’re telling me *I* am an idiot? Hardly. I’m simply making a suggestion.

PS Shawn: I have had websites up on the Internet for over 10 years now. I stick with Dreamhost because I get a lot for my money. However, I have never, ever been with another host that actually consciously put people through 12 hours of downtime to move servers. It’s only DH that does this. Other hosting providers would handle it differently. They would, for example, copy over all the files virtually and get things running that way. DH, in this case, is apparently *physically moving* the very boxes that are sites are hosted on. I’m not an expert, but that’s probably the least efficient way to do it.

So my inconvenience is, I’ll be backing up all my websites before this happens and notifying everyone of the outage. That’s because, who knows what will happen to the boxes when they are moving them. So my inconvenience isn’t just the 12 hours, it’s the other time I have to spend backing everything up at the last minute and notifying everyone…plus losing traffic.

I’d like someone to tell me that other hosts regularly handle things this way, because I don’t think they do.

Now, I’m not saying I’m quitting DH or I hate them, nor am I trying to whine. But they should offer credits because it’s smart business to do that. They should also learn how to do these things more efficiently.

I like them, overall, they are still worth it, but sometimes the way they run things I have the sense that college students are running my websites. They aren’t too bright about how they run this company sometimes. Sometimes they are also less than professional. Now, that has its charm. But when it comes to stuff like this, expecting people to swallow 12 hours of downtime is a bit much.

You can read from this thread that people are leaving because of this. This is why DH would have been smarter to a) figure out how to do this with less downtime and b) offer credits if the downtime was unavoidable.

It’s just called being smart with your business. Lately, DH hasn’t been too smart about things. That’s all.

They’re smart, because they’re not offering credits, and still won’t lose much (if any) income.
That’s business sense.

Jez, they are losing business. They lost a slew of business after the credit card fiasco and continue to bleed customers each time there’s a string of downtimes. Not all the customers are overly demanding, whiny customers. Some are just looking for more stability. So no, I don’t think it’s smart of them to just blithely have downtime without offering some sort of thank you for your patience.

Heck, I had one company that I was leaving offer me two free months of credit and when they accidentally charged me gave me another month. Other companies will bend over backwards to keep people’s business. Now, I’m not saying DH should bend over backwards but sometimes they are too cavalier and yes that hurts them in the long run.

For myself, as my business grows and hopefully someday I’ll need a more robust server solution, I will remember all this nonsense and it may affect my decision to get a server/virtual server here or elsewhere. So maybe I’m not leaving now, but I may be less inclined to stay later when I need something that is more reliable and I can afford to pay for it.

@RighteousIndignation: Nice, Very Nice.

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature.

You post about a 12 hour outage (WTF?) that is to start at 9pm EST (8pm CST, my time).. And now at 5:00pm CST (3 hours early) I’ve lost access to ALL of my web sites?

Why are my sites not accessible 3 hours early? I was right in the middle of some work? WTF? :(

@Jason - Thanks, man!

@Tim - Dude, if you are on the same planet as DreamHost, your problems are *a week* and three hours early … I’m thinking it’s an unrelated problem, and that you might consider submitting a support request. ;-)

Whats funny, is I was thinking of going with dreamhost, but thank god for google and this site showing up. Thanks for the comments guys, saved me a shitload of time and $$$. I think the numerous people posting about downtime when they weren’t on the list played a huge part.

I think the blog doesn’t help much either. “Lets have have a laugh while we overcharge a shitload of customers.” Oh, and I appreciate the pic of the CEO parting, funny shit.

Stephanie, it should have been obvious that the last post wasn’t really me, but one of the idiots that I made cry with common sense as my weapon. Pretending to be me is the closest they’ll ever get to being smart.

Anyway, they aren’t losing a bunch of customers. They grow at a rapid rate, non-stop. It’s not hard to recover from 5 customers leaving if 100 signed up in that same time. ALL hosts have revolving doors and there are a lot of host-hoppers out there.

I wonder which competitor Drew works for. Sounds like the typical scripted BS that you hear from lowlifes like Lunarpages.

The people posting about downtime when they aren’t on the list are usually just retards that can’t figure out how to run a traceroute… let alone read, which would tell them this post has nothing to do with their problems.

Anyone that isn’t stumped by 2nd grade math can tell that even on the worst day, only a tiny percentage of their customers are unhappy. If you were to filter out their spamming competitors posting fake negative reviews, the number would be even smaller.

Over 600,000 domains are hosted here, zero of which are held against their will. That number keeps on growing and always will.

Yup, this is a big inconvenience for a lot of people, and it may affect business.

As others have said, that’s why there’s a week of notice; it gives you time to be able to move your critical sites for that time if absolutely necessary. That’s a fair compromise for having an (affordable) virtual hosting service. I bet there are a lot of other hosts that wouldn’t even give notification and would try to explain the outage after it happened!

Besides, I don’t think they’re moving servers around just for kicks. There has to be an eventual benefit to this. That 12-hour period will be one of the most stressful times of the year for those dozen techs, and I wish them the best of luck.

(Oh, and by the way, 12 hours is 0.14% of the time in a year, meaning this outage on the $9.95 plan is “worth” about $0.16.)

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
IS THAT REALLY POSSIBLE THAT YOU GOT SOME SHIT GOING DOWN EVERY WEEK?
MAN, CANNOT WAIT TO BUY MYSELF A SERVER, AND GOODBYE DREAMHOST!!!

TRULY, EVERY WEEK THERE IS SOME ISSUE? THREE DAYS AGO IT TOOK ME A WHOLE AFTERNOON TO
REFRESH 15Mb OF FILES ON MY SITE. INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPSET CLIENT!

Would ne nice for us on the other side of the world to have these times in GMT as well

My website is very slow, I would not renew my account with dreamhost and I would not recommend it for anyone:(

Shawn, I’m not sure if you are shilling for DH or what but where is your proof that DH is growing in customers (not just domains)…are they growing overall or losing in the long run due to customer churn? Where’s the proof?

“600,000 domains and growing” means nothing - I have a bunch of domains at DH and the whole reason I’m here is that I can host unlimited domains. So one person could conceivably add 300 domains and up the overall domain count but add NOTHING to DH’s overall customer count.

Making your customers happy should be the point of a employee-owned business that claims to be different than the standard mindless corporation. I like DH, but I’ll stick with my observation that they are starting to make too many stupid mistakes and asking their customers to put up with too much downtime. Battle fatigue is setting in.

I have friends who host here - some have thought of leaving due to site flakiness. They don’t post here and as such aren’t “fake” posts by competitors. Churn is never good for any business. You want customers to be happy and thus continue to refer new business.

Why it’s so important to you to prove that DH doesn’t need to work on their customer satisfaction is beyond me. Improving it is always a good idea for ANY company, even when satisfaction is high. It’s good karma, good business. It’s a sensible thing to do. I mean, god forbid I post some sensible reasons why DH might try to GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to make their customers happy after putting them through a lot of grief. It’s just a suggestion, take it or leave it.

Hope this resolves my speed issues!

Good luck, Friends!

I appreciate that you keep us posted!
There are troubles at any other host service, as well… the advantage, that you inform your clients.
Thanks.

(My sites are affected… nevertheless, I just renewwd the services for another 2 years with you!)

Tamas

@stephanie: Most of us don’t care about your opinion, but thanks for whining anyway.

Shawn, I’m not sure if you are shilling for DH or what

Right, because any time there is a small group of babies crying, that makes the adults that aren’t crying, “shills.” Not only are ignorant, but you’re not even the first to make that stupid accusation when people won’t join the tearfest. Since you’re so clever, maybe you can also call them Nightmarehost? That’s never been done either, well, other than a few thousand times maybe.

but where is your proof that DH is growing in customers (not just domains)…are they growing overall or losing in the long run due to customer churn? Where’s the proof?

That’s too stupid to be serious, but I’ll bite anyway. The domains don’t register themselves and most people aren’t buying 1,000 domains each.

“600,000 domains and growing” means nothing

It does to people with basic math skills.

I have a bunch of domains at DH and the whole reason I’m here is that I can host unlimited domains. So one person could conceivably add 300 domains and up the overall domain count but add NOTHING to DH’s overall customer count.

Some might have 1000… and most will only have one. 300 domains is roughly $2,100/year just in the registrations. I guess you think that all the people than can barely swing $10/month for budget hosting are major domainers, huh?

Your own lack of logic also proves that they’re growing. If everyone had a bunch of domains and were leaving because they were unhappy, the count would go down that much faster.

I’d consult with a calculator before you try spinning basic math into your favor again.

Making your customers happy should be the point of a employee-owned business

It is and most of their customers are happy. Even if we assumed everyone averaged 6 domains, that would still be 100,000 customers.

All you have to do to prove that you’re capable of anything other that complaining for the sake of complaining, is find a measly 50,001 unhappy customers.

Or did you think that when you whine, there are 50,000 people silently cheering you on?

The unhappy ones are such a tiny minority, that DH would probably be better off if they actually just left, instead of constantly sat around threatening to.

I like DH, but I’ll stick with my observation that they are starting to make too many stupid mistakes and asking their customers to put up with too much downtime.

There are millions of hosts and they all screw up, they just aren’t big enough to make the news when they do. If a host only has 50 customers and 30 of them are unhappy, that’s a horrible statistic, but no one would ever hear about it.

Learn about a thing called “percentages” and re-think whatever you think your numbers might mean.

I have friends who host here - some have thought of leaving due to site flakiness.

Ahhh, yes… the whiners that talk about leaving, but never do. Very familiar with them.

They don’t post here and as such aren’t “fake” posts by competitors.

You’d have to be incredibly naive to think there aren’t any fake competitor posts here or on most other blog posts. They take advantage of Dreamhosts’ openness, knowing they will never open themselves up to retaliation, because their own customers would bury them if they operated like Dreamhost.

Churn is never good for any business.

And yet it’s a reality for ALL of them. So what?

You want customers to be happy and thus continue to refer new business.

You mean like the thousands of Dreamhost customers do, while you sit here whining?

Why it’s so important to you to prove that DH doesn’t need to work on their customer satisfaction is beyond me.

Where did I say that? My point is that it’s never as bad as the tiny group of tantrum throwing babies pretend it is. Their numbers prove it and the whiners just hate that, so instead of admitting they’re idiots, they just start calling everyone that’s smarter than them a shill.

I mean, god forbid I post some sensible reasons why DH might try to GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to make their customers happy after putting them through a lot of grief.

You haven’t posted anything of any value. If you don’t think they go out of their way, then you’re simply an idiot. The billing mess-up alone proves that. Refund, all bank fees, plus doubled in account credit? Yeah, that happens all the time. You would’ve needed a lawyer just to get the bank fees out of most hosts.

Here’s another little clue about how meaningless the whiners are. If Dreamhost was even 1/10th as bad as what the whiners complain, they’d be too busy moving to another host to post here. Whiners whine… and that’s about it. They’re here for drama, not to accomplish anything, which is good since they couldn’t if they tried.

The dummies that talk about Dreamhost like everyone thinks they’re horrible are just as clueless as the ones that think the whole world hates Wal-mart… but fail to explain why their parking lots are full around the clock, every day of the year. In other words, even when you cry so loud you make enough noise for 10 people, it doesn’t mean there are actually another 9 that agree with you.

The majority does agree with me though. Or you could kid yourself into thinking they’re one of the biggest hosts in the world for some other unexplainable reason.

Shawn, stop feeding the trolls. Seriously, it’s making you look like an ass. I’m just happy I was able to warn people ahead of time and explain that it wasn’t us, and then use it to get us more donations for a more stable site, although all the recent downtime has caused us quite a bit of grief. See, when DH has problems, everyone has problems. We had one guy leave, and rub it in our face that he was just going to buy a server farm for himself and start up an independent clone of our site. While I don’t think that will actually come to pass, it’s still not a good thing to receive nasty messages about downtime that’s DH’s fault, not ours. Hopefully the advance warning will help sate some of the murderous passion that arises in our userbase when we go down.

Shawn, stop feeding the trolls. Seriously, it’s making you look like an ass.

Only amongst Dreamhost blog user comments, can being right look like being an ass.

Believe it or not, the comments section wasn’t designed exclusively for whining and being stupid. Personally, I wish they’d close them. Even when something useful is posted in them (rare), it’s buried in all of the posts full of crying, threats, spamming, etc…

If they like crying that much, then they should thank me for giving them even more to cry about.

See, when DH has problems, everyone has problems.

Nope. They have over 1,500 servers. A problem like this one, as big as it is, only affects a tiny percentage of the customers. The system-wide problems are pretty few and far between.

Go with a small host with only a few servers and that percentage of unhappy customers goes up with every problem.

Hopefully the advance warning…..

Instead of complaining about this situation, people should wonder how many other hosts wouldn’t have even announced this, just to keep people from leaving, if they choose to do so. Many would have kept it quiet then played it off as a last minute emergency, knowing most people aren’t smart enough to keep their own backups and would be trapped.

Then, there’s the smart people that use failover setups on anything that’s important and aren’t even phased by little stuff like this. Of course, doing the right thing is a hell of a lot harder than crying on the web about how a cheap shared hosting account isn’t the most reliable way to host a web site.

Chak De DreamHost :( :

Chak De DreamHost :( :)

this is real dream suck direction:
day1-move to east - we love new york.
day2-dog attack - happened to every hositng
day3-move to las vegas - we love money and want charge more!
day4-block whole network - for lunch
day5-move to south - obama will be p.
day6-water float - two many people piss.
day7-move to north - server need cooler.
day8- …. .

My website had been experiencing some insane load times because of a shittastic MySQL server. We finally figured it out and got it moved to another one a few days ago, so it’s back to normal. No reason in whining or leaving over something that really can’t be controlled.

If you can’t stand the occasional (EXPLAINED) downtime, I recommend you go to HostRocket for a while. We decided to try DreamHost after being with them for 5 years or so (me, only a few; but it was still enough)
http://www.hostrocket.com/

Don’t bother looking for reviews, either, since you can find perfect ones right on their website:
http://forums.hostrocket.com/showthread.php?t=24068#11


For those that don’t get it, that post was (/is) us. So all of you whining about how boo-hooish the occasional downtime from DH is obviously haven’t been too many other places… it really seems like you only bitch *because* DreamHost announces the downtime in advance, as opposed to the “what do you mean the servers were down for days” responses you get from other hosting companies.

Hey, gang - Since I haven’t gotten anywhere with support (though they have been reasonably responsive), I wanted to see if anyone else is having symptoms like mine. For the last week and a half I’ve had sporadic problems with e-mail and FTPing (and maybe some website slowness). Stuff times out left and right. I’ll upload five files and the sixth will get stuck. It’s very intermittent. The other day I uploaded and downloaded 35 MB Quicktime movies with no problem; then the thing choked on a 5K HTML file. E-mail keeps not finding the server. FTP to a site on a non-Dreamhost server has been flawless throughout this period. Anyone experiencing anything like this? Thanks, Nathan

March 17th, 2008 at 3:57 pmTonyaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

I’ve also had giant email and FTP problems for a few days but I won’t spaz out too badly! I realize that I only pay $10 a month and can’t expect 100% perfection, I just hope it’s fixed soon.

Shawn, I didn’t even get through your response to my response. It’s just a bunch of hot hair. I’ll submit again - why do you even CARE what I say or need to defend DH so much? I made a suggestion - which is for Dreamhost, incidentally, not YOU. I’m sure they skim these comments even if it’s not the place to post critical emergencies.

I don’t hate DH, I’ve said time and again in each of my posts that I actually like DH but I think they’ve been screwing up a lot lately. That’s a moderate opinion. I’m not a troll, or a hater, but a mostly satisfied DH user who is frankly getting a bit concerned over the increase in downtime.

I’m being perfectly reasonable. I’m making a suggestion. Not whining. And anyone who gets on here and starts freaking out over paying customers making suggestions probably has a bit too much time on their hands or something.

So we have two choices according to you people: Either LOVE Dreamhost and never make a complaint or suggestion, or LEAVE it. Because I think that’s kind of what you’re saying. There’s no middle ground, apparently. If we make one small complaint over something quite significant as a 12-hour downtime, that must mean we’re ungrateful whiners with nothing useful to say. Please.

I LIKE Dreamhost. But I’d like it to improve as well. That’s the mark of a reasonably-minded person, not some bizarre webhost fanatic.

At any rate, carry on. I will continue to make suggestions here (and to support) as I see fit…and my suggestion to YOU Shawn (and others like him) is to chill out about it.

Shawn, I didn’t even get through your response to my response. It’s just a bunch of hot hair.

You know you read it–you just have nothing to say. And as far as hot “hair” goes, it’s funny that it took you 6 paragraphs of nothing to reply to something you claim you didn’t read.

I’ll submit again - why do you even CARE what I say or need to defend DH so much?

If you think you’re entitled to not getting called out for being stupid, you’ll have to go do it on your own site. Did you think the little reply box at the bottom only showed up for you? Like I said, and you know you read, these comments aren’t exclusively for whining and crying.

I made a suggestion - which is for Dreamhost, incidentally, not YOU. I’m sure they skim these comments even if it’s not the place to post critical emergencies.

Airhead. These are USER comments and you really can’t figure out why users are the ones that reply? If you thought this was the place to make a suggest to Dreamhost, then you’re not too bright. Where do you reply to other users, through the SUGGESTIONS section of the control panel??

Yeah, post suggestions where they “might” get “skimmed” through and think that’s the place to put a suggestion. Maybe you can suggest that they add the suggestions section to the panel that’s already there, so you can submit suggestions through that.

a mostly satisfied DH user who is frankly getting a bit concerned over the increase in downtime.

This post has nothing to do with problematic downtime. It’s a scheduled move with plenty of notice. It gets done all the time, but others just don’t give a warning. Boo hoo.

Besides, I’m sure that the internet will survive 12 hours without your adsense site collecting 50% of the money from the people that actually contribute the content.

I’m being perfectly reasonable. I’m making a suggestion.

You have not contributed anything that resembles a useful suggestion, which pretty much makes it whining. Telling people to do better doesn’t qualify you as a consultant. If you’re not even smart enough to submit suggestions through the suggestion form, you probably don’t have anything worth saying.

And anyone who gets on here and starts freaking out over paying customers making suggestions probably has a bit too much time on their hands or something.

Yeah, your 6 paragraphs of nothing response is definitely time well spent. I see you’re as qualified to give advice on how to spend time as you are on the subject of hosting in general.

So we have two choices according to you people: Either LOVE Dreamhost and never make a complaint or suggestion, or LEAVE it. Because I think that’s kind of what you’re saying.

You really are bordering on illiterate. You share the same opinion as the other geniuses that think “anyone that doesn’t cry along with me is either a shill or fan boy.”

If we make one small complaint over something quite significant as a 12-hour downtime, that must mean we’re ungrateful whiners with nothing useful to say. Please.

Your whining is what makes you a whiner. Your inability to grasp that this needs to be done just means you don’t know what you’re talking about. The fact that you don’t have a plan b in place for stuff like this just means your site isn’t important, which means it’s not worth whining about either.

I LIKE Dreamhost. But I’d like it to improve as well.

So you choose hosts based on what you’re not quite happy with, assuming they’ll read a random comment buried in trash and improve to your standards? Is this your first day on the planet?

At any rate, carry on. I will continue to make suggestions here (and to support) as I see fit…and my suggestion to YOU Shawn (and others like him) is to chill out about it.

Good idea. Waste their time blabbing on without a clue. Coming from someone that has a problem with how others spend their time, it’s odd that you think their time would be better spent sifting through your crap than actually doing something productive.

If they ignore your “be better” suggestion, maybe you can give them some other insightful tips, like “if there’s a fire, put it out and/or call the fire department.” I’m sure they could use that advice! Oh, here’s another great suggestion: “If something breaks, fix it!” That’s really a great one, because it applies to everything!

Wow… and I thought only you could come up with great suggestions. I can’t believe I’m dropping these pearls for free.

Here’s the part where you pretend you didn’t read anything, then puke out another 6 paragraphs of nothing and act surprised when I tear that apart as well. See how many times that cycle loops before you can pick up on the pattern.

And the drama spreads. I guess it was just a matter of time before the whinority felt the need to spread their Dreamhost whining into Youtube videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er9uj_rsAfc

My service has also been crappy for a while. I hope this fixes it. Site has been down/slow ~once per day whenever I look at it.

March 18th, 2008 at 10:53 am@#18DH User Says: Says:

{#18
DH User Says:
March 12th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

I think the Dreamhost CEO is partying too much instead of getting his business run reliably … http://flickr.com/photos/thingee/2322196422/}

If that really is DH CEO & staff partying, I think ‘pete’ ate the DH servers - http://flickr.com/photos/thingee/2321480019/

And this is coming from a plus sized gal :p

March 19th, 2008 at 12:56 amTaha Ali adil Says:

feeling……… you~~~~

Well, I’ve had enough, just moved the 5 sites that I had with dreamhost back to my personal server, if you check the link on my post, you will see the site is actually up. Which is much more than I can say about it’s run here. It’s been down for far longer than it’s been up. I know, I’ve been monitoring availability from our LA Datacenter. As I’ve mentioned in another post, I am a co-owner/employee of a webhost, but we don’t do this type of hosting. I became interested in DH as an ‘off to the side’ hosting solution, perhaps referring our ‘cheaper’ clients to them. At this point, I would never recommend DH to anyone. I understand all the technical challenges and issues that hosts face, and this lack of response and crappy server availability is completely unacceptable. I have been attempting to use DH for 4 weeks now, and the site was really only ‘available’ reliably for the first week. That first week was great, after that, it was hell. I only hosted our kids football site here, but as a result we look like fools. Our first day of sign ups, I can’t tell you how many people walked up and said, ‘Did you know your website is down?’ I felt like an idiot, being the ‘IT Guy’ as I’m known by the people involved in the league, I looked like a fool. I just I just kept saying “it’ll get fixed, how long can it be?” to myself too long. Thank you DH. I will be exercising my ‘90 day satisfaction guarantee’. This is the reason that I have my own server, besides the ones that belong to the company, I don’t have to wait until someone ‘feels’ like fixing the problem. Anyways, just my 2 cents. Good luck to you all.

-Allan

It’s been down for far longer than it’s been up.

None of the servers are down more than they are up, but you already knew that.

As I’ve mentioned in another post, I am a co-owner/employee of a webhost

Wow, a negative review from a competitor. What a shocker!

but we don’t do this type of hosting.

What type of hosting? If you’re a host, there’s nothing you can do on Dreamhost servers that you couldn’t do on your own.

At this point, I would never recommend DH to anyone.

Of course not, being a competitor.

Wal-mart doesn’t recommend K-Mart, PayPal doesn’t recommend Google Checkout… see the pattern?

I only hosted our kids football site here

First it was 5 sites, now it’s just one? Need help with keeping your stories straight?

I felt like an idiot

That’s okay, I’m sure you’re used to it.

This is the reason that I have my own server, besides the ones that belong to the company, I don’t have to wait until someone ‘feels’ like fixing the problem.

No, that would be a reason to not sign up for competitors plans for the sake of giving them bad reviews. You have a personal server, are part owner of a web host, yet still need to sign up at Dreamhost? Smells like BS to me.

I don’t understand. This is affecting my site NOW, according to an email I just received in response to a a help request. But the post says it will only be a problem starting on Friday. What’s the deal?

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock

for all that need to know what time it is in CA compared to where they are

00:00 (12 midnight) in California is currently 07:00 (7 AM) GMT (the US is currently observing Daylight Savings Time)

Wow, that’s amazing, I feel special, all these folks, all these questions, all these problems that are not resolved, and yet, you take the time to answer MY little post, instead of fixing the problems. I’m sure your clients can see your priorities. There’s nothing that I can say, that you haven’t already proven yourself.

If I were here to bash you, or to take your business, I would simply post the url of our company, and I’m not. That’s not what I was here for. I was looking for some ‘inexpensive’ hosting for our kid’s football league. I didn’t want to be so presumptuous as to just stick the league’s site on a server owned by me. We had an incident with the last ‘webmaster’ where they did that, and when he left, he took the site with him, so there is still a bad taste in people’s mouths about that. Not that I would do that, but until people get to know you, they have their doubts. You left me no choice but to move the site off DH. You’re absolutely right, there’s no reason why I can’t host it myself, which is what I am doing now.

Another reason that I was looking at your hosting was to refer people to. I heard nothing but good things about your hosting, and in fact 2 of our designers have accounts with you, and WERE quite happy when they suggested you. We come across people that want to pay 5 bux a month for hosting now and then, and I just wanted someplace to send them. I myself was quite impressed and happy, the first week, and in fact talked to my partners about calling you for a chat about referring folks, plus your office is so close to ours.

We are not a ‘competitor’, nor do I consider you one. We don’t offer cheap, mass shared hosting, period. We host high volume corporate accounts. Dedicated servers, etc.

And just as a simple response/clarification to just one of your comments, there were 10 domains all pointed to one site to be exact. Different variations of the domain name. I still have to move the email off, but getting reliable consistent communication with your email servers has been spotty. In fact, I couldn’t even FTP the most current copy of the site because the server kept disconnecting, I had to restore a backup. The only thing I didn’t have an issue with was the mysql server. I was able to backup the current DB with no problem.

The funny thing is, I actually defended you in another post:
http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/2008/03/03/blingy-file-server-issues/comment-page-2/#comment-135747
Want to know what’s even more hilarious? That TWO WEEK OLD problem is STILL not resolved. Isn’t that GREAT? I am on nero, thus one of the people affected by this ongoing issue.

The bottom line though, is that I was/at the moment still am, a DH customer. It’s nice to know that your attitude is so great towards your clients. I was simply sharing my experience with your company, much like everyone else has, among all the other ‘bad reviews’. But again, I’m FLATTERED that you would take time out of your obviously busy schedule to answer MY post, be a smart-ass and flame me, one of your customers. Take some of that ’spare time’ and resolve your problems, I’m sure your clients will appreciate that.

-Allan

Another customer who is complaining: Ste. Not me, Ste. You know, the guy who is behind the largest iPhone software repository. No, the software repository is now on two dedicated servers, with two different dedicated server companies, sponsored by two different companies. Dreamhost basically kicked him off, even though he was perfectly within their prescribed bandwidth and storage limits. I’m pretty sure you can fit the whole software bunch onto a single CD, and at the time he was balancing packages between servers so as to keep from going over the bandwidth limit. Seperate DreamHost accounts, totally. Yet they kicked him off.

Now, the remaining site on DreamHost is his blog. Which is only there because he paid way in advance for hosting and hasn’t had enough time to get a refund request in. I’m sure he’ll be moving to somewhere else as soon as he can either get his money back here or finish up his term. The site is pretty slow considering what it is (just a WordPress blog) and there are in fact other hosting providers that have great uptime and all that. Heck, they even have 99.9 or even 99.99 percent guarantees, and, whoda thunkit, hold to them! You know, like the one you see when you open up any computer catalog. Can’t miss those ad inserts.

The hosting plans look awesome on the surface, sure but reliability begs the question: why not host somewhere else rather than pay two companies so my site stays up? Looking at this month, you’ve got about 98% uptime, considering the roughly twelve hour server move. That’s pretty disgusting, actually. Add in the other downtime and you’ve got, what, 95% or less? In such a connected society, this is unacceptable.

Okay, troll-Shawn. Take over. You’ll say that I work for a competitor (I don’t) or say that people whoare whiners should up and leave (what if they’ve got prepaid service?). Just because you don’t have hard numbers saying that people are leaving DreamHost in droves doesn’t mean this is actually the case, and judging from these numerous complaints I certainly wouldn’t sign up with these guys, even though in theory I could use them to back up all of my computer systems and still pay less than what ‘m paying right now for Mozy backup (which isn’t a competitor, right?). Or host whatever website. Sure, HostRocket may be hacked into oblivion (so don’t go there) and 1&1, should you have to contact customer service, is lousy at that sort of thing, in addition to using Cogent to route all their traffic, or at least most of it…again, if you don’t want them, go elsewhere.

There are actually hosts, however, that can keep a site running with 99.9%+ uptime, and it looks like DreamHost isn’t one of them. That’s a problem. They need to either fix it or they’ll bled customers enough to offer everyone till on them unlimited everything, and have grat performance…when something isn’t broke, which will of course be an unacceptable percentage.

So please, everyone, switch to someone who has an uptime guarantee. DreamHost obviously doesn’t, and they’re taking advantage of that to the max.

you take the time to answer MY little post, instead of fixing the problems. I’m sure your clients can see your priorities

Wow, you aren’t too bright. If you want to talk to Dreamhost, go use the ticket system. We’re just customers.

I was looking for some ‘inexpensive’ hosting for our kid’s football league.

You could have put them on your own servers. Free is cheaper than ‘inexpensive’.

And if ‘inexpensive’ was most important, then reliability wasn’t.

I didn’t want to be so presumptuous as to just stick the league’s site on a server owned by me. We had an incident with the last ‘webmaster’ where they did that, and when he left, he took the site with him, so there is still a bad taste in people’s mouths about that.

That doesn’t even make any sense. You own the company? You can put whatever you want on it.

You can take a site you’re in control of no matter where it’s hosted, so like I said, that makes no sense.

blah blah blah….

It’s nice to know that your attitude is so great towards your clients.

If you’re not even smart enough to know when you’re talking to a fellow customer, or the company you’re sending money to, it might be time to have someone else do your thinking for you.

And you run a hosting company??? I guess I could just call up and say I’m a customer and want my account deleted, since you’re oblivious to your surroundings.

When your clients want to talk to you, do you tell them to contact you directly, or post on a public blog and assume that anyone that answers is you?

Again, it’s scary that you have anything to do with running a company when you seem to have zero common sense.

………. Seperate DreamHost accounts, totally. Yet they kicked him off…….

Okay, troll-Shawn. Take over. You’ll say that I work for a competitor

And if either of you read the TOS, you’d know that multiple accounts gets you terminated.

Oopsie… I read things before I agree to them, so I must be a troll!

From the TOS ( http://dreamhost.com/tos.html ):

The Customer agrees to hold only one (1) active web hosting service plan at any given time with DreamHost Web Hosting. Signing up for multiple plans is grounds for termination of all plans, including the first one, without warning.

Well gee Shawn, it’s kinda hard to not think you don’t work for DH, or have some affiliation with them, since you take comments so personally. I don’t recall anyone getting so fired up over something they aren’t personally vested in, unless they truly have nothing better to do…. But then again, it could be some kind of personality disorder you suffer from, (which would explain why you troll blogs looking for people to flame) and how insensitive of me to not think of that to begin with.

Also, I don’t recall reading in the TOS where system availability would be half-assed, could you please point that out for me since you know it so well, I don’t feel like wasting any more time….

In fact I really couldn’t care less about anything you have to say if you don’t work for DH, which according to you, you don’t.

Like Ian said, you’re a troll.

-Allan

Frak me. You couldn’t bulk-email the affected users about this instead of leaving us to hear about it either (a) by word of mouth, which is how I found out, or (b) us checking this when we have a problem? Something this big should DEFINITELY have notification given!

*headdesks, because both her domains are on spunky*

:( :( :( :( My Site Is Down from 2hour :( :( :( :( :(

Well gee Shawn, it’s kinda hard to not think you don’t work for DH, or have some affiliation with them, since you take comments so personally.

And it’s hard to believe you have time to waste complaining here, if you have your own hosting company to run.

But then again, it could be some kind of personality disorder you suffer from, (which would explain why you troll blogs looking for people to flame)

I just get a kick out of making you little babies that come here to cry, cry a little harder.

If you want to be a whiny sissy and not get any noise for it, go do it on your own site that doesn’t have an open comment section. I’m not surprised you weren’t smart enough to figure that out on your own.

Also, I don’t recall reading in the TOS where system availability would be half-assed, could you please point that out for me since you know it so well, I don’t feel like wasting any more time….

You wouldn’t need anything pointed out if you read it yourself, like you’re supposed to.

Every hosts’ TOS refuses responsibility for anything that goes wrong. Tell a lawyer to write something up and it will cover all the bases.

Since you’re not smart enough to read things before you agree to them, a few quotes:

Right at the top, can’t miss this one: “DreamHost Web Hosting can make no guarantee that any given reader shall be able to access DreamHost Web Hosting’s server at any given time.”

Or how about the whole section with the huge “LIMITED LIABILITY” header over it?

LIMITED LIABILITY

1. Customer expressly agrees that use of DreamHost Web Hosting’s Server is at Customer’s sole risk. Neither DreamHost Web Hosting, its employees, affiliates, agents, third party information providers, merchants licensers or the like, warrant that DreamHost Web Hosting’s Server service will not be interrupted or error free; nor do they make any warranty as to the results that may be obtained from the use of the Server service or as to the accuracy, reliability or content of any information service or merchandise contained in or provided through the DreamHost Web Hosting Server service, unless otherwise expressly stated in this contract.
2. Under no circumstances, including negligence, shall DreamHost Web Hosting, its offices, agents or any one else involved in creating, producing or distributing DreamHost Web Hosting’s Server service be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special or consequential damages that result from the use of or inability to use the DreamHost Web Hosting Server service; or that results from mistakes, omissions, interruptions, deletion of files, errors, defects, delays in operation, or transmission or any failure of performance, whether or not limited to acts of God, communication failure, theft, destruction or unauthorized access to DreamHost Web Hosting’s records, programs or services. Customer hereby acknowledges that this paragraph shall apply to all content on DreamHost Web Hosting’s Server service.

I take it you never read your own TOS, since they are ALL designed to cover the host’s ass–not yours.

In fact I really couldn’t care less about anything you have to say if you don’t work for DH, which according to you, you don’t.

Then maybe instead of just running your mouth, you should make sure you’re talking to who you think you are first. Is that too hard for you?

It’s funny that you think I’m in the hosting business. Meanwhile, you claim to be and it’s almost impossible to believe since you’re so clueless on the subject.

Like Ian said, you’re a troll.

And like I said, you’re an idiot.

You’re not the first baby that called someone a troll for not crying along. Waaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaa!

My site isn’t even on this “list”, and it is currently down. :P

I’m one of the many affected by the move. I’ve been monitoring my work’s MediaTemple GS account, and haven’t found a convincing reason to switch. They have downtime too, and the control panel on Dreamhost is far superior. Now if only there was an iPhone interface.

Oh, and to everyone complaining about not being emailed, there is an RSS feed at the bottom of every page which can be used with something like http://www.sendmerss.com/ to let you know. Or would you rather Dreamhost put further demand on their network to spam you and affect your website’s performance?

Once again dreamhost let us down!!!!! One more of these and I’m changing servers for one that works

I’m thrilled. Can’t hardly wait. ;)

Really, please get it done in under 12 hours for everyone’s continued safety.

Thomas :)

my server not is in list and is down :(:(:(:( (kratos)

my server not is in list and is down :(:(:(:( (kratos)

And if you don’t send a support ticket in, rather than randomly posting on irrelevant blog posts about it, there’s no reason to expect it to come back up.

March 20th, 2008 at 8:03 pmwipeoutsurfer Says:

meu deus do ceu, quando esta coisa vai parar de ter problema?
Eu preciso trabalhar! Droga.
Que merda!
My god of heaven, when this thing is going to have?
I need work! Drugs.
What shit!

Wow who’s the sphincter named Shawn? What a wanker taking stuff out of context too..
Haven’t been to this site for ages, but fucking funny to see the same shit going on. Why am I not surprised?
Been with a new host for several months now, with only ONE downtime that lasted about 10-20minutes and was scheduled. Otherwise 100% uptime with uptime checks running every 10minutes.
DH you REALLY suck shit.

What an idiot. There’s no such thing as 100% uptime with one downtime. And only a few months in… there’s nothing impressive about that at all.

Maybe all hosts should just start saying, “We guarantee 100% uptime between downtimes,” to attract the idiots that couldn’t pass 2nd grade math if their lives depending on it.

I’m guessing you’re just lying about leaving, like the other kiddies that like making threats. If you aren’t lying, then it’s pretty sad that you have to troll an ex-host’s blog. Won’t your new host let you be a dumbass on their site?

Do you still stalk ex-girlfriends that dumped you? Do you prank call Burger King, even though you made the career jump over to McDonalds?

I think it’s funny that Dreamhost made you cry so hard that you can’t stop. Even if you really did leave, you’re still their bitch.

sigh -site’s down :/

Allan, ignore Shawn, he’s just some guy with wayyy too much time on his hands. I came back here to check the status of the move…and I’m amused to see Shawn still dominating the conversation. I don’t even read what he writes anymore - I just skim past it.

So don’t let one strange person shut you up. I think it’s important that reasonable customers like yourself post feedback and comments here. I have hopes that DH can get itself out of its current doldrums and improve its service. If there are any smart people working there, I’m sure they read these comments and take the sane ones as suggestions for improvement. If I hated Dreamhost I would just leave quietly and never come back. Actually, I like it for the most part and I’m just hoping they can mature a bit and improve their reliability. I’d hate to have to move all my sites, and the grass is not always greener.

That said, DH needs to stop acting like college students and more like adults. Love them, but they could improve. My 2 cents.

Have it at Shawn…I won’t be reading your response but you might entertain some others with it. :-)

The ditzy airhead’s back.

Allan, ignore Shawn, he’s just some guy with wayyy too much time on his hands.

Yeah, I believe I pointed out before how well-spent your time here has been.

I don’t even read what he writes anymore - I just skim past it.

An airhead AND a liar. What a charming combination!

You read it, reply, then I point out how stupid you’re being. It only took you how many times to have the sense to quit trying? But go ahead and pretend that you’re not reading this right now. Don’t forget to make another pointless reply to point out that you didn’t read it. That’ll show me!

I think it’s important that reasonable customers like yourself post feedback and comments here.

That’s because you’re dumb. That’s what the SUGGESTION section of the control panel is for. It’s bad enough you clutter it with your pointless babble that you try to pass off as “suggestions,” but there’s no need to recommend that others should be just as stupid and intentionally go about it the wrong way.

The comments section is for constructive comments relevant to the post. Unfortunately, most of the people here don’t have the brainpower to stay focused, so it ends up being a tearfest where the crying kiddies think anyone that isn’t bawling their eyes out must be an employee.

That said, DH needs to stop acting like college students and more like adults.

Being themselves, instead of a bunch of phonies wearing suits and Rolexes, is what most of us like about them. The businessmen in suits are so concerned about that fake image that you don’t see them being open and honest about mistakes, like Dreamhost.

In case you didn’t notice, you chose them over all those other businesses that act exactly how you say they should act. Brilliant!

Have it at Shawn…I won’t be reading your response

Yes, you will… or you’ll at least have someone read it to you.

Oh no, what about all my spam adsense sites?
I will be loosing… pennies

Oh no, what about all my spam adsense sites?
I will be loosing… pennies

HaHa! That’s pretty much what others try to pass off as “my corporation is losing billions per hour!”

@101: Ouch. Just.. ouch.

Does it impact to blingy cluster? My web load very slow :?

Blingy != Spunky

This move is not happening for another fourteen and a half hours.. if your site(s) are down now it is NOT due to this move..

It’s nice to see that something that isn’t happening (yet) has generated three pages of traffic.

We’re all DOOOMMMEEED!!!

Ah well.

DH needs to send notification emails warning of future planned outages. If they sent one out, I never got it. A simple email would be a professional way to handle it instead of having customers needing to log into the system status to find out. This puts us business owners in a bad situation with OUR customers. Many of us do not run our businesses in a “management by crisis” way, yet we are forced to by DH.

it surely would be nice, to know about this BEFORE !! atleast could’ve inform my daily readers…..

oh and I’m on IRIS .. and my site is down to!

DH needs to send notification emails warning of future planned outages.

No, they don’t. YOU need to subscribe to the RSS if YOU want to be kept up to date.

It’s moronic to think a company of this size needs to flood the net with email every time there’s news.

If they sent one out, I never got it.

Showing your own idea isn’t a good one. If they did this by email, and you didn’t get it, you’d be hear complaining about how it should be a more reliable RSS setup so you wouldn’t have to rely on email.

This puts us business owners in a bad situation with OUR customers. Many of us do not run our businesses in a “management by crisis” way, yet we are forced to by DH.

Wrong again. YOU are in a bad situation with your customers because YOU are incompetent. Just tell your customers the truth, which is that they mean nothing to you. You put them on cheap shared hosting and you can’t even bother to subscribe to an RSS feed to keep them informed. Or did you think they pay you to be lazy and stupid?

If you want to blame someone other than yourself for you incompetence, take it up with your parents or the school system that was apparently just handing out passing grades to anyone that showed up.

it surely would be nice, to know about this BEFORE !! atleast could’ve inform my daily readers…..

oh and I’m on IRIS .. and my site is down to!

I take it you would have needed to be notified by phone, since you can’t read?

1. There was over a week of advance notice.

2. Iris isn’t on the list. Learn how to read.

3. Use the support ticket system. Is the name not self-explanatory enough for you?

shawn,
go back to work!

again again again, .downtime … downtime downtime.. what is happing????!

oh please…..
10 minutes to upload 13k…ahahahah
you guys, I get that I am only payng 10 bucks a month…still.
upsetting.

Why dreamhost.com Work….and all our SITES ARE DOWN???? hehehehehe

Fuck you bastards I am moving right away fuckers

suckers you are a piece of crap I am searching for a alternative now

Why can’t you h