I see you still don’t realize that the reason you miss that one important email is because you choose to not receive it. That’s 100% your fault–not Dreamhost’s. Everyone that wants to, does.

Your “every time someone moves” example makes no sense since you can only receive alerts that apply to your account. Count how many of those posts even exist here and that’s the tiny number (not a flood) of alerts you’d receive. Yeah, hitting the delete button 5 times a year is a real hassle. Definitely not worth it just to not miss important news.

Just like those suckers that read the newspaper, even though the news isn’t about them. They should be at the newspaper site whining on their blog about how they only want newspapers sent out when it has news about them.

That number is the exact number of emails you would receive if they switched to email. What gets posted here would be an email. Nothing changes.

You’ve spent more time here not being clever than it would take you to delete irrelevant alerts for 10 years, so you seem to be a little off on calculating how important your time really is.

haha.
Plus - what else can I do when my email isn’t working correctly yet? =)

More nothing to see. You are falling apart like the trolls always do.

“Fanboy” translates to “I have nothing to say and watch how I no longer even try to hide what an ass I am.”

LMAO you’re really that insecure that you need to spend your life fisking posts on DH status

Yeah, your security is just shining through… almost as much as your amazing ability to grasp the basics. Explain how your time here is well spent, because I’m not seeing it.

And you really told me with “LMAO.” It’s a good think you were able to express chatroom emotions like a 12 year old while talking about elementary school insults.

to make yourself feel superior

It’s not that I stand out as being superior to you, it’s just that you stand out as inferior to everyone else that can grasp the simple things.

If it was superiority on my end, I’d look down on all of you equally, but I’m specifically pointing out that you stand out as being stupid, even in 14 pages of people not knowing what’s going on. Even Chad realized how lame this crap was, admitted it and stopped. That makes him better than you.

The reason they’re better than you is because once they see the way to stay on top of things, they’ll implement it and learn from it. You’re too busy being lazy and arguing against common sense to learn anything.

You and Chad were the only two that argued with her advice, but even he backed away from that. You’re the only person here trying to make it look like deleting a few emails is a lot of work and not worth the end result, which is always being warned when something like this happens.

but because it’s like seeing starving African kids on TV during Christmas.

Is that your example of being mature and intelligent? Is that the goal I should be shooting for?

Funny how the stupid people have no trouble comprehending and even agreeing with the opposing point of view except on one detail

That’s how you see it in your head, but the reality of it is that you don’t even grasp the basics enough to be able to agree with anything, beyond maybe throwing in a lucky guess.

Seriously, explain to everyone how being too lazy to delete a few alerts at the risk of being clueless and uninformed makes you the smart one in the bunch.

Other than crying and being stupid, the only other thing you’ve done is argue with the girl that gave good advice and tried to help everyone out. Meanwhile, you had done nothing but whine and weren’t even capable of contributing as much as she had, and still couldn’t even just let that go without issue.

but since you really believe that talking like a third-grader on the web makes you look brilliant,

Smart people know to communicate with others on a level they can understand. You give yourself too much credit if you think it’s 3rd grade.

I suppose I should let you have one of your scarce moments of self-worth

Blah blah blah… more nothing. Is that you’re clever way of saying that even you finally realized you don’t have anything worth saying? There’s a difference between having something to say and having to say something.

Maybe you can be twice as mature while showing you have to reply to this by using “ROFL” instead of “LMAO.” That will show everyone that you’re much smarter than me because you “LOL” louder with each reply. No one will notice that you have nothing to say if you throw enough of those in there.

Also be sure to keep playing make-believe psychiatrist. It’s a great distraction from how every post you make indicates you don’t know how things work. No one can see through that act and everyone will believe that someone that can’t grasp the most basic things is able to give an accurate analysis on human behavior.

Rabid DH Fanboy: Candles??? What kind of a moron are you, we already have lightbulbs!

Hot Date: Believe it or not, I’ve already noticed that, it’s just that candlelight is so romantic.

Rabid DH Fanboy: How can it be more romantic? Candles give off light, lightbulbs give off light, they do exactly the same thing except that lightbulbs are newer and better. Any imbecile can see that except for you, so you are an idiot even among imbeciles!

Hot Date: Yes lightbulbs usually are better, but there’s still a time and a place for candles, a nice romantic one at that.

Rabid DH Fanboy: That’s it, we’re over, obviously you have no common sense and could never grasp my superior intellect. All you ever want to do is complain about your own laziness and incompetence. It’s not my fault that you are so inferior to me that you can’t even operate a light switch, and too stupid to realize that light is light and new is better than old.

Hot Date: Uhm, whatever…